Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you.
Mind you, I don't know what kind of cat you are, but I figure we felines have to stick together. You also appear to have an appreciation for the female hairless apes. So my question is this: do the female hairless apes ever complain about your penile spines when they satisfy you orally? I don't want to overreact if some female hairless ape loses her shit because her mouth is bleeding. I figure I'll tell her she's now a lioness to comfort her.
But I'm not going to comfort that damn dentist. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a LION. You hairless apes have declared war on us. Now it's wildebeest time for you assholes.
But don't worry. The lions will be your benevolent overlord once you surrender and we've killed and eaten the real assholes among you.