Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm more of a savanna cat.
Big point though, Ricky and I developed a system, THE system, that is so amazing it can be applied to problems as wide ranging as convincing hookers to let you pay them for sex or hunting wildebeest and other kinds of antilope. Don't believe me? Let me tell you people, I've had way more fresh-killed wildebeest than you can image. Have any of you people feasted on fresh wildebeest? I didn't think so.
So next time you mess with my buddy Rick you better be prepared to get a face full of claws and a bite to the neck. I'll make any of you pussies that put my bud Ricky boy down into my own little wildebeest bitch.
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last commentAnd don't think you're safe because you live in America. With my suit I can fly business class from Nairobi to wherever in America that 4got2wipe idiot lives and give him the wildebeest treatment. Just watch yourself 4got, lest you get a face full of lion claws. You won't think things are so brilliant when I rip your face off!
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juice? or dougster?
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I thought this Lion got shot about a week ago by some dentis from Minnesota? lol.
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Oh, what a System!
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Fuck the system and RickTheLion
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Did someone kill Frank, the wildebeest? The news media might investigate.
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This must have been posted by Donald Trump
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Rick the Lion is the shit! Such a beast.
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Brilliant! Apologies Mr. Lion!
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Why do people troll RickyBoy so much? Because he's such a homo!
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I want to be like Rick the Lion someday.
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Your name is Meat72 and you want to be like me? Good luck with that.
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I haven’t laughed so much since the first time I watched the movie Airplane
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fuck a lion. i eat lions for breakfast!
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I fuck lionesses and strippers
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is your sister a lioness or a stripper if so you better keep her hidden
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Big lions and tigers can be very dangerous but a little pussy never hurt anyone. :)
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If RickyBoy ever decides to quit acting like such a fag I bet he coukd get left alone pretty quickly. As is, hard to feel sorry for the guy.
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