I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too.
And know that I've figured out how to use a gun. I'm still a little clumsy but all I have to do is wing one of you hairless apes and while you're down on the ground crying like a pussy I'll go wildebeest on your ass.
:)
I think we should buy every lion a gun, and then we'd all be safer. After all, that approach works really well in Chicago.
Lions, stand your ground!
Rickthelion, did you just visit the Wizard of OZ?
Maybe if we gave the Lions guns, they'd win more football games?
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I don't wear a radio collar. I'd go all wildebeest on any asshole that tried to collar me. I wear a suit. And I ate the ugly hairless ape tailor after he made it for me. Basically, I'm a badass.
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