A warning to the gun toting TUSCLers if you decide to hunt lions

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

8/6/2015 10:08:04 AM

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too.

And know that I've figured out how to use a gun. I'm still a little clumsy but all I have to do is wing one of you hairless apes and while you're down on the ground crying like a pussy I'll go wildebeest on your ass.

6 comments

rickthelion
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9 years ago
Think about this: Cecil was a damn Uncle Leo. He let himself get radio collared. And he walked almost two days after that asshole dentist hit him with a crossbow.

I don't wear a radio collar. I'd go all wildebeest on any asshole that tried to collar me. I wear a suit. And I ate the ugly hairless ape tailor after he made it for me. Basically, I'm a badass.

If you hairless apes value your lives you better respect me. If you don't...

Wildebeest
deogol
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9 years ago
:)
rockstar666
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9 years ago
I think we should buy every lion a gun, and then we'd all be safer. After all, that approach works really well in Chicago.
jackslash
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9 years ago
Lions, stand your ground!
mikeya02
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9 years ago
Rickthelion, did you just visit the Wizard of OZ?
warhawks
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9 years ago

Maybe if we gave the Lions guns, they'd win more football games?

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