I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too.
And know that I've figured out how to use a gun. I'm still a little clumsy but all I have to do is wing one of you hairless apes and while you're down on the ground crying like a pussy I'll go wildebeest on your ass.
Think about this: Cecil was a damn Uncle Leo. He let himself get radio collared. And he walked almost two days after that asshole dentist hit him with a crossbow.
I don't wear a radio collar. I'd go all wildebeest on any asshole that tried to collar me. I wear a suit. And I ate the ugly hairless ape tailor after he made it for me. Basically, I'm a badass.
If you hairless apes value your lives you better respect me. If you don't...
Wildebeest