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{[{[{ 10 Questions For Shailynn: Cool Ass Downy }]}]}] - interviewed by Rech

shailynn

They never tell you what you need to know.

Rech sent me this message with these questions, so I only thought it was fair to answer them.

Typical Rech fashion, sends me this, then puts me on ignore so I can't respond and bitch at him.




1. You've been a member since 2003 yet are only 25. How does that work?

I am actually somewhere between 35 and 40. Yes, I joined at an early age.


2. You've pretty much zeroed in on the Detroit clubs. What are your fav clubs here?

Flight Club, BTs Dearborn, Penthouse, Coliseum, Players (in that order).


3. What's your pimp roll for a night out like?

When I am traveling, I usually drive a Toyota Camry (my rental car of choice), taxi or Uber. At home I drive a ML63 AMG and if I'm a good boy, Mrs. Shai lets me drive her Porsche Cayenne Turbo.


4. What do you drink in the club, what would you prefer to drink

Oh drinking in a club. If I'm not drinking alcohol, it's tonic water or Diet Coke. If I'm alone and drinking, bourbon neat, or if I'm feeling like a pussy I'll drink coconut rum and pineapple juice. If I'm drinking with friends or strippers, I like to do shots, and I do whatever shot the waitress or bartender recommends but it has to be CHILLED.


5. Hobbies? Feel free to skip this one, I doubt anyone really cares if it doesn't involve nakid women.

I love playing basketball, swimming and poker. I collect wine and Air Jordans. I also love to go to Vegas, I've been there over 20 times since 2009.


6. Sex. What's the most insane sex act you've committed? Doesn't have to be with a hooker.

I have two, both were with Mrs. Shai before we were married. My parents had a boat when I was in college and Mrs. Shai and I would go out on it a lot. One time we went out on a weeknight and she was wearing a yellow thong bikini. We ended up having sex on the front of the boat and I was banging her from behind and another boat drove by, like 15 feet away from us. We didn't skip a beat and I refused to turn my head. She was screaming so loud it was echoing something awful off the water.

Another time we decided to go to a park to have sex at night. It was pitch black out and we were on University property, we both got completely naked on a blanket and in the middle of everything a guy walked right by us, Mrs. Shai whispered "I think somebody walked by," I whispered back "oh he just saw my bare ass, no big deal." When we were finished I had just put my shorts and shirt back on and a University Cop shined his lights on us from his car. He would have gotten a show had he shown up 2 minutes earlier.


7. Why did you start trolling? What is one of the funniest moments in your opinion?

There were days where Motorhead's one liners have had me crying I was laughing so hard. I decided to try to be a happy medium between him and Juice. Funny, but not too annoying. Sometimes I succeed marvelously, sometimes I fail miserably.

I don't know if I could pinpoint a funniest moment, but some of the replies I have said to Juice were hilarious. At least Juice is a good sport about it because at times he's brilliant if you take time to sift through what he says.


8. Who are the TUSCLers you want to roll with?

Definitely what is (to me) the original Detroit Crew: Warhawks, Motorhead, HotStuff and You (Rech). I also would love to meet Juice, JS69 and Crazyjoe someday too. Crazyjoe and I message each other sometimes and he is a totally normal and cool guy. One guy I haven't had much interaction on here with is Papi, who to me is like the Obi Wan Kenobi of TUSCL so I'm sure if I met him we'd get along well.


9. If you could name a star after a stripper, what would it be?

Kyenne. That was the stripper name of my retired ATF.


10. Trisomy?

It's possible but I'm not sure. Is there an internet test I can take somewhere to find out? My parents probably wouldn't know because they still claim I was left on their doorstep.