{[{[{ 10 Questions For Gawker: Getting to Know TUSCL Members Series Episode Six

Mar 1, 2016, 9:53 PM

They never tell you what you need to know.

10 Questions for Gawker:

I have been bombarded with messages from people asking me to interview certain members on this board, but I can't see anyone giving more interesting answers than Gawker.

Aside from putting together furniture for strippers using only an allen-wrench, do you have any hobbies?
What is the most you've ever paid to bail out a stripper? What's the most you've ever paid to bail out her boyfriend?
How much do you spend on Viagra, Cialis, etc. in one month?
Name a member of TUSCL that you haven't met, but would like to club with?
It seems like every stripper you've ever talked about (with the exception of the current one) is addicted to some sort of serious drug. Is that because just about every stripper in your area is on drugs or is it something deeper, like your desire to help someone out?
Have you every had any legal issues due to a stripper's actions? If "yes" please elaborate.
You've mentioned you have blown a lot of money on strippers, but more because you were helping them with their troubles than paying for OTC/ITC etc. Do you have any idea how much you blown on average in one year?
I think you may get more pussy than JS69 and Shadow combined. Since you're an older gentleman, do you do any exercises (other than lifting furniture for strippers) or anything special to keep your libido going strong?
Has a stripper tried to get you to do drugs with them before?
Lastly, I can't finish an interview with Gawker without hearing a good story. Please tell us a good stripper antic story that we may have never heard before!

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pistola9 years ago

Ive dated strippers and tl;dr. I have stories for days. Show me your tits and i might tell you a story

Bavarian9 years ago

I think Gawker missed the thread Bump.

gawker9 years ago

1 my wife has Alzheimer's. I take care of her 24/7 except when I'm out with strippers 2. $500. Never bailed her BF 3. If I use the prescription from my Dr. I get 12 pills for about $300. That lasts 2 weeks on average. Lately I've been using the 200 mg. pills from Global Pharmacy - 100 pills for $130. Should last 4 or 5 months. 4. Slick Spic used to be a frequent contributor and I always respected & enjoyed his sense of humor and his stories. 5. At my favorite club most of the dancers who are prone to OTC have been addicts. That appears to be changing and my CF only smokes weed. Addicts are of course willing to do most anything when in need, but there are lots of other dancers there , many in recovery, others clean. 6. My record is spotless. I'm a pillar of my community. 7. When I was going full bore with my ATF I was paying her about $1,000 a week. Add in hotels, etc. and it's more money than I should have spent. 8. I've been using a "testosterone booster" and I get to the gym about 3 times a week. 9. I've sampled just about all and any drug that's out there. They don't do much for me. I enjoy smoking weed, but can't drive for hours after using, so I've been staying away from it. 10. I've been on a roll lately (4 different sex partners in 9 days) and am thinking of a new article but finding time is tough. Being a full time caretaker is wearing. Plus my ATF who I told to get lost a couple of months ago has re-entered the picture and I can stand anything but temptation. She's 30 years old now ( I met her when she was 23 or 24) and her body is as good as it's ever been. And she says she needs me. Lol

JohnSmith699 years ago

I bet I'm the only one here who thinks that gawker should start fucking his ATF again. Sure it's a lot of drama but she's his genuine DS. No guy can or should pass up fucking their ultimate freak.

Bavarian9 years ago

It's hard to wean off of CFs, ATFs and DSs

gawker9 years ago

JS69 - do you really think I haven't? And she was wonderful!

JohnSmith699 years ago

I would say you're my hero but then people will start with all of this bromance shit.

shailynn9 years ago

I know what's he's going through dealing with his wife (from a personal experience) so I really don't envy his situation, it's very hard. BUT I do someone envy his stripper escapades although they certainly are not for the faint of heart due to all the added drama.

rh48hr9 years ago

Gawker - I forgot that your wife had Alzheimer's. My dad did as well, it was hard on my mom and she finally had to put him in a hospital to take care of him day to day because she wasn't strong enough to move him to do the things which needed to be done. I tip my hat to you on what you do for your wife.