Have you ever faked an orgasm? I never have but apparently some guys do.
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No.
I heard they take away your man card if a guy fakes an orgasm.
It might appear that I am faking it when I have a retrograde ejaculation but I'm not. :)
Generally no. But back when I was dating I did it a few times, especially during multiple rounds of condom sex in the same night. If I am horny I can cum once or maybe even twice in condoms if I am really excited, but after that forget it. As much as condoms are a necessity in certain situations, I really fucking hate them.
When I started taking sidenifil I went on a long weekend with a hot Asian, and she said we had sex 16 seperate times in 3 days. I probably came about 10-12 times and the rest I faked...but she didn't mind. She must have cum 100 times.
How ricky fakes orgasms...he pulls out and spits on the bouncers back
16 times in 3 days? You are a rockstar. Rock on.
DaOnion: I'm not bragging; it's the drugs. You can do the same, although you're on your own as far as finding a hot Asian.
Ha ha. I didn't take it as bragging, just stating the facts. I think about 8 times in 3 days is my record, when I first started dating this little hottie several years ago. Nothing like first exploring a new, hot girl's body.
Yes, our weekend was just the 2nd time we had sex; the first was in my van so it wasn't very romantic. That was a fun time in my life with her..
Nope
Nope. Sometimes I have had to tell the girl I was done / needed to stop / couldn't finish . . . but those were circumstances where I had already cum once or twice earlier, got hard / stayed hard . . or the one odd time where I foolishly ate a large meal / drank too much.
I never faked . . I just come clean and tell her the truth. But I'm an honest guy. I have no problems taking it on the chin.
Usually I tell the girl I'm done or I can't finish. And she'll be like, "um, okay?" (50:50 maybe she'll laugh it off too.) I've never seen it be a real issue. Same thing with "going soft" (drinking too much before hand) and needing to tell her "lol, we need to start over again. I got a little case of ee-dee." And she'd respond, "lol, no problem. Let me get you started again...."
"How ricky fakes orgasms...he pulls out and spits on the bouncers back."
It's comments like that which make me miss Dougster.
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