I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things up. We're here to save you as your benevolent overlords. And maybe go all wildebeest on some of the more obnoxious hairless apes.
I expect you to show rickthevulture the same respect you show rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, and me, your future king.
And if you don't something is going to happen to you..:
Something that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!


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Dougster, you're back!
Why do you say this is Dougster? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would like to know why.
Might be Doug. I always thought it was Zipman---WEE HAWW
Sounds more like juiceman to me
"Why do you say this is Dougster? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would like to know why."
Jack, because Dougster was always obsessed with rickdugan and this rickthelion is obviously a troll just trying to make fun of rickdugan.
Plus, based on Dougsters behavior, it's highly likely that he posted under multiple usernames
^^^ I thought Juice was only allowed to post under different usernames!
Juice is a troll too
Juice can't spell to save his life. It can't be him.
Actually, Juicebox69 can spell and write. Look at his profile. Pretty funny
The vulture will taste good, after I corn feed him and let him drink pure spring water for a week. Onions, mushrooms and a little garlic, plus a good quantity of salt and pepper and a touch of cayenne!!!! Saute him in some fresh Irish butter and he will be delicious! Now, that's respect.
I'm still looking for some good lion recipes. Something with a nice burgandy, I think.....
"Actually, Juicebox69 can spell and write. Look at his profile. Pretty funny"
Sorry rickthelion, but my Christian Eating Lions rule now.
SJG
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