I expect you hairless apes to show some respect!

Feb 29, 2016, 8:22 AM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things up. We're here to save you as your benevolent overlords. And maybe go all wildebeest on some of the more obnoxious hairless apes.

I expect you to show rickthevulture the same respect you show rickdugan, the smartest hairless ape on the planet, and me, your future king.

And if you don't something is going to happen to you..:

Something that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!

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GoVikings9 years ago

Dougster, you're back!

jackslash9 years ago

Why do you say this is Dougster? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would like to know why.

mikeya029 years ago

Might be Doug. I always thought it was Zipman---WEE HAWW

Estafador9 years ago

Sounds more like juiceman to me

GoVikings9 years ago

"Why do you say this is Dougster? I'm not saying you're wrong, but I would like to know why."

Jack, because Dougster was always obsessed with rickdugan and this rickthelion is obviously a troll just trying to make fun of rickdugan.

Plus, based on Dougsters behavior, it's highly likely that he posted under multiple usernames

shailynn9 years ago

^^^ I thought Juice was only allowed to post under different usernames!

GoVikings9 years ago

Juice is a troll too

Bavarian9 years ago

Juice can't spell to save his life. It can't be him.

mikeya029 years ago

Actually, Juicebox69 can spell and write. Look at his profile. Pretty funny

ATACdawg9 years ago

The vulture will taste good, after I corn feed him and let him drink pure spring water for a week. Onions, mushrooms and a little garlic, plus a good quantity of salt and pepper and a touch of cayenne!!!! Saute him in some fresh Irish butter and he will be delicious! Now, that's respect.

I'm still looking for some good lion recipes. Something with a nice burgandy, I think.....

shailynn9 years ago

"Actually, Juicebox69 can spell and write. Look at his profile. Pretty funny"

I think he cut and pasted most of that shit, hence correct spelling.

san_jose_guy9 years ago

Sorry rickthelion, but my Christian Eating Lions rule now.

SJG