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shailynn
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TUSCL Members Series Two

An interview with aspiring Penthouse Forum author John Smith 69.




1. What is the least amount you have paid DS1 to spend a night with you?

2. You've clubbed with many TUSCL members, who have you had the most fun with?

3. Since you're now divorced, do you think may wake up one day married to a stripper?

4. You've traveled to a lot of strip clubs around the USA, what are your 3 favorites?

5. Aside from strip clubbing and banging strippers, name one hobby of yours (golf, collecting stamps, etc.)?

6. What is your drink of choice when strip clubbing?

7. How old was the oldest stripper you've ever done ITC/OTC with?

8. If you were in the passenger seat of a car and got pulled over by the police, who would you rather have behind the wheel? Rech or DS1?

9. You are forced to go to a stripclub with one of these three TUSCL members: Lapdanceking82, Dougster, RickDugan; who do you take?

10. When high and stripclubbing everyone needs something to eat at 3AM. What is your preferred late night eats?

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  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
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    1. What is the least amount you have paid DS1 to spend a night with you?

    Upon the advice of legal counsel I invoke my rights under the fifth amendment and respectfully decline to answer that question upon grounds that the response may tend to incriminate me

    2. You've clubbed with many TUSCL members, who have you had the most fun with?

    Lately it has definitely been with Lone Wolf at Follies of the Southwest. But that's partially because when I'm with him I'm also usually with the blow job queen.

    3. Since you're now divorced, do you think may wake up one day married to a stripper?

    I'm dumb, and I'm horny. But I'm not that dumb or that horny.

    4. You've traveled to a lot of strip clubs around the USA, what are your 3 favorites?

    1. Tootsies
    2. Follies
    3. Tie between Mons Venus and Follies of the Southwest

    5. Aside from strip clubbing and banging strippers, name one hobby of yours (golf, collecting stamps, etc.)?

    I am very good at racquetball.

    6. What is your drink of choice when strip clubbing?

    Jack and Coke. But I don't drink much.

    7. How old was the oldest stripper you've ever done ITC/OTC with?

    The dancer that I did my first OTC with was in her early 30s. But she was in great shape and looked ten years younger.

    8. If you were in the passenger seat of a car and got pulled over by the police, who would you rather have behind the wheel? Rech or DS1?

    Definitely the DS because she might get out of it by flashing her tits. Heck is going to jail for a long time.

    9. You are forced to go to a stripclub with one of these three TUSCL members: Lapdanceking82, Dougster, RickDugan; who do you take?

    I'd like to meet all three. But I choose Dougster. I think I'd have more in common with him.

    10. When high and stripclubbing everyone needs something to eat at 3AM. What is your preferred late night eats?

    The DS and I both prefer a pepperoni pizza.
  • DaOnion
    9 years ago
    You're coming up with good questions Shailynn. This is interesting.
  • GoVikings
    9 years ago
    Tootsies is your number 1 club, huh? I've been wanting to visit Tootsies for a while, but now I'm even more eager to visit, especially since you ranked it over Follies--which is the best club I've been to so far.

    Seeing as I love Latinas, I'd probably like Tootsies just as much as Follies--if not more
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    GoVikings - Just remember JS69 has deep pockets. Tootsies will cost you double what Follies will.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    thanks JS - like your answers...

    more questions for other members to follow!
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Yes Tootsies might cost double. But the VIP rooms have tissues, and spitting in the floor is prohibited. You have to pay extra for those sort of upscale surroundings.
  • georgmicrodong
    9 years ago
    How *did* I know you were going to answer #1 that way? :)
  • GoVikings
    9 years ago
    shadow,

    yeah, I know. Its like $25 per dance at Tootsies from what I've been told. And the VIP rooms are a lot more expensive as well

    But it's FULL of Latinas, and you know how I feel about them. ;-)
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    GoVikings - Well my ex wife is eligible and she has BIG tits. :)
  • Bavarian
    9 years ago
    Good idea Shailynn.
    Ask Papi some questions.
  • rick33
    9 years ago
    Agree on 4-3, even though they are on different ends of the spectrum
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