New Idea (thank you Mary Jane)

I don't know any good poems. :)

"Has anybody else asked a stripper to recreate a poem scene?"

Only a dirty limerick.

There once was a girl from Nantucket.......

Not me, I write novels, not poems.

I heard johnsmith69 is a homosexual.

There once was a girl from Nantucket.......

whose vag was so sweet you could...

Fuck you guys. For a guy who had 8 edible candies three hours ago, I typed pretty well. Especially since I was in the hot tub at the time.

OK. maybe this one will help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBpM3YRY…

Depends on the girl. I could see younger girls (one who grew up with 24/7 free internet porn) being receptive to the idea. However, it could see it tuning off "older gen-y", gen x, or baby boomer women, unless the woman is very sexually liberal.

I think you need to find a wild girl for that. I've never tried that thing - but it could be very arousing. If the girl reacts poorly to watching the scene - it might lead to a less than stellar performance - so there is a bit of a risk.

Mary Ann is my porn fantasty not Mary Jane

I think JS would prefer Ginger. I wonder why ..... ;-)

I'm more inclined toward finding the same woman in the porn video and re-creating the scene she did in the video, but with me :-)

I've never actually succeeded in this, but that's be my fantasy. Since so many of the porn is made in Southern California, I figure the women might already be nearby. I can tell from many of the scenes they are in the SouthWest US. I would also visit some of the adult video conferences to locate my dream girls.

Yes, but it's my fantasy, if I had the money to find them and offer them cash for the deal.

A stripper? No.

John Smith, you should see the videos I made with you DS. That whore took BSLC in every hole. I even had her do some ATM just because it amused me. Maybe I'll email them to you.

That said, you seem like a good guy. When the cats take over I'll give you a position as head of the agency that ensures the safety and purity of recreational drugs. It's absurd that you hairless apes haven't set one up. But it's my burden to save you from yourselves.

And have a few of you for dinner. ROAR!