Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

KEEP THE LIGHTS DOWN

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MULANEY
Mar 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

My second visit to this place. First visit was a year ago and wasn't the best of visits. Both times I have been I have went because of the high mileage. I figured "im not going to get a model (i look for slim petite girls) but a solid 7 with high mileage is better than a 10 with no mileage (see Dehlilahs review).

Parking is easy in front but not too discreet as it is right off a main road. You go in and it is very dark inside with a very dive bar kinda feel. Stage is in the center and rectangle bar around it. Bathrooms and club in general is in need of repair. Paid 6 bucks for a water but who cares? Im not here for drink prices. There were 7 girls circling from swaying on the dance pole to going in and out of the back and locker room. Of the 7 5 were either old and decrepit or old and overweight to the point where I thought they might be snacking on cheeseburgers in the back. Despite most of their appearances and some of them not even dancing, they still made their rounds for dollars. It was worth paying them just to stay away. The two other ladies were olderish but kept their figure but not my type.. Probably solid 6's. Most ladies were either eastern European or american junkies (just i guess they aren't using the drugs that make them thin).

Its a shame because due to the terrible extras scenes in NY,NJ,PA you would think a place that opens a high mileage with petite young girls would make a killing. This place was probably good 10 years ago. Now, although seems like you could get cross country mileage, the girls look like they've "been around the world".

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