So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go lion and tiger.
You should realize that a penis shouldn't be judged by size. It should be judged by its spines. But even if you judge by size I have to tell you that rickthebarnacle has you beat.
ROAR!


Who is rickthebarnacle?