Lots for your $$$ but fairly ghetto

Well, title pretty much says it all... you get a lot for your money at Fuego but it is fairly ghetto. Not as much as Showcase Theater, but the sketchy factor is worse here I think. Just getting to Fuego, you go through a kinda hood area, then you cut through the back of the hood, then you drive through the industrial area behind the hood. Have always been a little concerned about getting my car broken in to while parked at the club. BUT, the value! Aside from $22 cover, you get the option for Ins & Outs ($2), better than no option at all. Lap dances are ***$10*** and the girls are good about waiting until the next song starts, and will often sit in your lap and chat while waiting to start. Seems like everyone has a preference to just do a pair of dances for $20 and be on their way unless you want to keep them going for a while. Also had a couple dancers just sit in my lap and chat with no paid dance. Nice. "VIP" section is $10 for the whole night, you get a wristband and can go back whenever... lap dances there are $15 though, but you do get couches instead of hard chairs like the main area. Back room is $20 per dance but it is definitely isolated... first time I went to Fuego and got a back room dance the dancer unzipped my pants for the dance. That *really* got me my money's worth. But, its also kinda nasty in the club overall, bathroom stinks and the floor is covered in piss, even saw an empty condom box on the floor. And in the main room, something seemed to be spitting an occasional sprinkle of water from the ceiling a bit like a leaking AC unit or something. Oh, and the last straw for the ghetto factor, guy next to me getting a few lap dances got in a dispute with the dancer over whether it was 2 dances or 3 ($20 vs $30), he only wants to pay the $20, she says do you want me to make a scene, gets a security guard who comes to negotiate (quite nicely actually, I might add) and in the end she comes by on her way out for the night and spits in the guy's face. Over a $10 dispute. Classy.