Went

Yep. Time to move on to the next one.

Dealing w/ strippers can often be like pushing on a string - best to just go w/ the flow & not sweat-it

Hard to believe I'm quoting Kenny Rogers but - you gotta know when to hold 'em - know when to fold 'em. I think it's time to walk away...

I went therefore I am (a PL)

Get a new model

Sometimes I want a dance from a girl I saw earlier. sometimes when I get what I want, I regret it especially if she doesn't live up to what I hoped. I'm lucky that usually most dancers approach me but there have been a couple in prior years that I wouldn't mind if she caught me free and asked but it seemed like she or I were always busy or the dancer just didn't bother trying to catch me anymore when I was free. I usually don't bother with trying to get staff to get me a particular dancer but a bouncer offered to get a dancer if I needed one last night.

So are you saying you kept going back hoping to see her but she wasn't working?

Oh well it happens often if that's the case.

If you stalk her on Facebook, it will be easier to know where she works at or if she got married, etc, etc. :)

They should really start putting tracking chips in strippers just like pets - it hurts when we lose them

Stripper tracking chips

A chipper?

"They should really start putting tracking chips in strippers just like pets - it hurts when we lose them"

I love that idea, and how about when a stripper's phone gets shut off and they get a new one, you get an automatic courtesy txt telling you what their new number is.

Just as long as wives don't start putting tracking chips in their husbands - I'm all good with this.

Timex345, you should meet me at Strip Club Mongers Anonymous. I'm 104 days sober from clubs. We meet once a week (at the AA building) in the parking lot for an hour but we never go in.

We need the chips to beep too. Nothing like wondering where your stripper disappeared to but she's still in the strip club somewhere. If only you could make her chip beep loud enough whether she was in the ladies room or vip room with another customer. Then we could know it was a bad time to beep her. :)

You know this can easily be solved. All iPhones have the "find my iPhone" app. All strippers always have a phone on them, why can't there be a "find my stripper" app?

Brilliant !! I'd like to find several strippers, two redheads and several brunettes.