After a month of attempting to catch a favorite at the SC to buy dances with no success, I have decided to quit the effort. Sometimes you just can't win. I think she no longer works the weekends. I could ask around and get her number. But, sometimes it is best to just walk away.
Sometimes I want a dance from a girl I saw earlier. sometimes when I get what I want, I regret it especially if she doesn't live up to what I hoped. I'm lucky that usually most dancers approach me but there have been a couple in prior years that I wouldn't mind if she caught me free and asked but it seemed like she or I were always busy or the dancer just didn't bother trying to catch me anymore when I was free. I usually don't bother with trying to get staff to get me a particular dancer but a bouncer offered to get a dancer if I needed one last night.
"They should really start putting tracking chips in strippers just like pets - it hurts when we lose them"
I love that idea, and how about when a stripper's phone gets shut off and they get a new one, you get an automatic courtesy txt telling you what their new number is.
Just as long as wives don't start putting tracking chips in their husbands - I'm all good with this.
Timex345, you should meet me at Strip Club Mongers Anonymous. I'm 104 days sober from clubs. We meet once a week (at the AA building) in the parking lot for an hour but we never go in.
We need the chips to beep too. Nothing like wondering where your stripper disappeared to but she's still in the strip club somewhere. If only you could make her chip beep loud enough whether she was in the ladies room or vip room with another customer. Then we could know it was a bad time to beep her. :)
You know this can easily be solved. All iPhones have the "find my iPhone" app. All strippers always have a phone on them, why can't there be a "find my stripper" app?
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Oh well it happens often if that's the case.
A chipper?
I love that idea, and how about when a stripper's phone gets shut off and they get a new one, you get an automatic courtesy txt telling you what their new number is.
Just as long as wives don't start putting tracking chips in their husbands - I'm all good with this.