I have no new strip club stories but this weekend two friends of the new girlfriend came over and brought their new puppy over to play with little 4got. It was all fun and games when little 4got ran around in the back yard with a 5 month old lab puppy. The new girlfriend loved it!
The not brilliant part came later when I noticed the carpet had been piddled on. I blame the new puppy because dachshunds rule! ;)
So your saying you took your dog out then played in her back yard then piddle on her carpet and she liked it
Ace