Where have all the "tanned, no tattoo's sexy entertainers gone?

Stop # 2 on my search for a tanned, busty, no tattoo, sexy entertainer. Hadn't been to Detroit since late last year and my have things changed....and not for the better. It wasn't that long ago when you walked in to one of the finer Detroit clubs and you saw beautiful, sexy, classy, tanned women, scantily clad in clothes that made you want to start being entertained immediately before someone else grabbed them up. I felt like I was walking into an over classy club in a college town with young, pale skin, bad tattoo girls in bikinis and bad hair. Maybe just a bad day, but don't think so. Every girl was a natural b cup or smaller and they were hidden. Bodies scattered with ugly tattoo's like and old rusty, dented white car..... While this club has had and may still have some of the best entertainers on the east side of Michigan, this Friday afternoon didn't prove to be one of those days. I wanted to be entertained by a classy, busty, tat free tan women who looked like she wanted to be your best friend, but none of the girls today looked that part AT ALL. Saw some run to their regulars and others sit at the upstairs bar smoking (yuk) that were probably waiting for their sugar daddy? All my money stayed right in my pocket after paying for one tiny, over priced drink. These entertainers didn't fit the clubs image, but the place was busy with men vs. The coliseum where I had just come from. I left in disbelief as in the last 30 years I have most always left Detroit smiling on my 2 hour drive back to the west side of the state, but I haven't given up and will try the Inkster Mi. area clubs next time.....in search of the tanned, no tat, sexy entertainers of years gone by....