time travel and strip clubs

19 comments

• K

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  8 years ago

  I'd buy the winning lottery ticket so I could up my strip club game
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  If I was in a strip club version of ground hog day, I would try to have as much fun as possible if I thought I could repeat the day over again no matter what I did.
• ime

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  8 years ago

  Time travel, it's been getting me down
  I've been gone so long, I don't ever think I'm comin' down
  I've seen tomorrow and I've seen yesterday
  Will I see your face again, baby?
  You know I just can't say, oh, no, no
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcdfUR0K…
  
  would be a great strip club song for a lapdance since its over six minutes long
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  But unlike ground hog day you could run into different versions of yourself as you relive the time line.
  
  Would you talk to yourself ?
• s88

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  8 years ago

  Leaving the SC at my originally planned time. I missed the last bus of the night due to a really chatty, old, and ugly stripper that described 25 years of SC history in that city. Quite fascinating. What was supposed to be 15 mins turned into 2 hours of talking. I then had to wait ITC 2 more hours till the SC closed for the night, then walked to 24/7 McDs and waited 1.5 more hours till the first bus in the morning.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lol
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Been there bro
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  If I travelled back in time and met a stripper who would later become my wife but I told her don't become a stripper would I now be single?
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  My dick just exploded on that question mo head
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  Ace question!
  
  Another brilliant question: if your grandson going back in time to tell your stripper wife not to become a stripper would it cause the universe to end?
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  You would come back to a pre arrangements marriage to a ugly girl wearing head gear
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  If I told a girl don't be a stripper and she asked where I was heading out to, I doubt she would take me seriously, Unless I stayed home with her but then I might end up being a would be stripper daddy if I hadn't kept her from the strip club. I'd probably spend more money on kids and the girl then if I had gone to the strip club. Then I would fantasize about going back in time and telling the girl, just strip. We'll all be happier.
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  Juice - the temporal prime directive prevents you from talking to your former self. Any information you share can upset the time line so it's prohibited.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Lol
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  8 years ago

  A Tardis would make a great strip club..... larger on the inside than it is in the outside, and you move the VIP rooms to another dimension that is outside of legal jurisdictions- that makes mileage leap into the light years
• Player11

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  8 years ago

  I would go back to fuk the Cali girl stripper who had been a cheerleader there. she wanted 200 for otc.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  BBFS of course, as I could then go back in time to undo it.
  
  :)
  
  SJG
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Not to say yes to the first stripper that wanted me to go to the VIP.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…