LDK so hard my eyes crossed

Total cost $400

only counts if it was in the front room or in an RV

damit

Shit

Juice was so close to being a triple threat! He LDK'd - and crossed his eyes. If he shit his pants too - it would have been an LDK for the ages!

The dancer might even give you one of your $20's back to wipe the skid marks off the sofa.

How much better if it were pants off HJ and she could have seen the results. That gets girls.

Or if it were BBBJ and she could have felt the momentum in the squirts.

SJG

Is LDK mean you have sex with lapdanceking82?

Strange vernacular to describing sex with your pants on. I guess that's what one does when in Rome. Lol!!

^^^^^ LDK = Lap Dance King, but it is used to mean cumming in pants from dry humping. Some people do a great deal of this in strip clubs and assign a great deal of importance to it.

:)

SJG

Juice really needs to focus on a couple good threads each week to follow up on. He gets a theme going and then jumps to another in 2 minutes. Papi is correct in limiting his amount would be more enjoyable. I almost scathed by this incredulous SJFaggitry again.

JimGas I recommend you start your strip club career by hitting high mileage clubs that provide an LDK. With your purported amount of cash you should be able to afford it with convenience.

I've only did two threads today WTF