just wow
Got bored after work with some time to kill so I decided to stop by on my way home. Now this place opens at 3pm and I got there at 7:30pm and the only people there where the manager(who was outside smoking) and bartender (who was arranging letters for the sign outside). I sat down and waited for 5 minutes for someone to show up and no one did so I thought that maybe there would be people on the lapdance side and that was dead, not even a door keeper. I was about to leave when I figured I might as well get a drink before I go and that's when the dancer finally arrived.
SS as I will call here was immediately all over me trying to convince me to get a lap dance; I agreed knowing that I had to brace myself because last time I got a dance from her she was trying to get me to fuck her within a minute and I only brought $70 so that I wouldn't allow myself to get upsold. As soon as we got to the other side she tried to up sell me and get me to have six songs for $60. I declined and said I only wanted 3 she said ok and asked for $10 for the jukebox; that fucker was broke and she got me for $10. fuck the sign said no refunds so I didn't even argue( it also said no kissing or sex lol). I went to the bathroom and holy fuck there is no light switch in there so they had to turn it on from elsewhere in the club and they never finished the bathroom, I mean there was a board covering a giant hole in the wall.
In the mean time she decided to pay songs from her phone while she take off her dress that's when I saw she had put on about 30 pounds since the last time I was here as evident by the fact that her panties now only covered half of her ass. then she decided to sit on my lap while he was getting her phone to work and as I started losing feeling in my legs SS got it working and started the dance. Within 30 seconds her hand was in my pants and was trying to upsell me this time to the VIP room again I declined. By the second song she had my dick out and my shirt over it licking at it and on the 3rd song she got out lotion and was giving me a HJ without me even asking telling me about how much more fun we could have, it was at that point I knew that if I didn't leave then I would more then I wanted to so once the song was over and paid for the dances gave her a tip and left.
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