Juice @ the Detroit Meet Up

They never tell you what you need to know.

6/19/2016 8:33:52 PM

As usual Juice has to stray from the group, and while all of us were at the Flight Club, Juice went off on his own to Chapeau Vert Lounge. Motorhead was supposed to meet him there but Juice to me he never showed up.

Meanwhile, fucking dumb ass Juice gave this stripper he liked my number instead of his own and she keeps txting me photos. Juice said he banged her in the VIP and how hot she was, but I don't think she looks that great. I didn't want to hurt Juice's feelings, so I gave him a fistbump and said "She's a solid lay Juice."

What do you guys think?

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24 comments

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TheeOSU

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8 years ago

LOL

sharkhunter

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8 years ago

Juice must be in love.

silkypants

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8 years ago

I think she looks to pretty for Chapeau Vert. Drove by about 10:30 on Saturday and they had a good crowd of three cars.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

LMFAO mission impossible

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Funny thing is if she is $100 and I had 6 locos and 4 burritos in me I would fuck her

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

That actually looks like the white girls at lady Godiva one and two in Greenville and Taylor's South Carolina

Papi_Chulo

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8 years ago

Fuck-it - I'd do her

Papi_Chulo

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8 years ago

I like mature women

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

I usually get fucked up then visit those hoe Z once a month

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Hell yes papi

Lady Godiva's is a black dive.

Kinda funny I love black dives for the one or two white bitches that work in them lol

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

If their isn't a white bitch available usually at black clubs I can find a sexy Oreo cookie and damn do I love covering them in my whole red label milk

vincemichaels

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8 years ago

So when are you 2 getting married ? She's a keeper, Juice.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Lol

crazyjoe

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8 years ago

Lol

ATACdawg

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8 years ago

I don't know. I'd have to see her without the g-string........

Shoot, I can't even write that with a straight face, lol.

Meursault

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8 years ago

Surprisingly female

shailynn

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8 years ago

That's actually "Tan Mom" who has been on Howard Stern as well as several other media outlets. From what I've seen and heard from her, think of the craziest person you know, multiply that craziness by 30 and you're getting close to how crazy she is.

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

I know it's crazy Joe mom that I've been fucking

Mate27

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8 years ago

"Where's Sal?" Lol

warhawks

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8 years ago

That's actually pretty good catch for Juice.

None of the Hillbillybean coffee girls are giving him the time of day.

shailynn

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8 years ago

^^^ that's because every time he goes there he repeatedly asks for Four Lokos instead of coffee and every time they tell him they don't serve alcohol.

He doesn't leave and keeps asking for each flavor of Four Loko. It's the same song and dance every time. Juice isn't as dumb as you think, while he's prolonging the conversation it just enables him to stare at the baristas longer without having to buy anything or tip anything!!!

JuiceBox69

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8 years ago

Don't forget the self defecating dick slapping I do at the window

Lol

mrrock

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8 years ago

I'm BLIND!!!

Mate27

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8 years ago

Lol! U sick fuckers