Aspiring Actress Strippers and Common Core Cocktail Waitresses

thedude1028
Maryland
Sometimes dumb shit happens that is too good not to share....
Last night I arrive at my local club and take a seat off the stage on the opposite side of a corner booth where a stripper is using her phone to have her own personal photo shoot all by herself. It was entertaining...I'm sure whoever was on the receiving end of the pics enjoyed them. Eventually she remembers she is trying to make money at work and looks over at me and yells over the music "Hi, do you want a dance?". I motion her over and explain that she has to come sit next to me and actually say hello first. We get to talking and she explains she is going to be a big actress now as she just landed a role in an indie movie that is premiering tonight (though she isnt at the premier...). Yup she is an aspiring actress...stripper....who lives in the MD/VA area (not NY or LA of course....). Lots of information I didnt need to know later I say what the hell and get a dance from her. She has a gorgeous little spinner body with some nice natural upper B or C cup boobies, a nice little (but not flat) ass and a pussy good enough to eat (she wouldnt let me). The real kicker is I come to find out afterwards that she is 44....! Mind blown! Body of a 22 year old (face of maybe a 30 yo) but 44 and stripping and trying to be an actress. The world is a strange place! Also I couldnt get her to touch my penis :(

Also somewhere along the night I ask a cocktail waitress for another beer. Its half price night and they usually cost $8 (which is why I came on half price night). So anyway I order up a $4 beer. She for some reason brings me 2 beers and says that'll be $7. Yeah I realize this is a bargain...but I couldnt continue to let her go through life with no understanding of what numbers are or how they work.....that was a new all time math low.

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  • Estafador
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    8 years ago
    I heard common core was bad but I never experienced it and am too young to have kids in grade school so I don't know for sure. But she doesn't sound liek a good recipient of it. (I graduated high school in 2009 so I didn't receive the common core education....not like I needed it anyway)
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Of course she won't touch your penis she's an actress now.

    Great story - reaffirming the stupidity found on a nightly basis in a strip club.

    So I want to add on the actress stuff. I have a relative that is retired, and lives in a small town probably not far from you. A small independent movie was being filmed in his town so he went to be an "extra" since he had just retired and didn't have anything to do, plus he was curious how a movie was made. Anyway he showed up in several scenes and even he was invited to the film premier! Lol

    Also at the TUSCL meet up last week I got some dances from a MILF who was 45! Just like your dancer she had a great body and decent face, much older than I assumed. When she told me her age I said "you better go give your mom and dad a hug because they gave you great genes.
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
    Several year ago I ran into a dancer at the Columbia Platinum Plus. She told me that she was going to shoot her first porno tomorrow and she wanted to practice on me. PP only has semi private lap dance rooms and she was no higher than a "5" so I told no that there was not enough privacy. She countered with OTC. Again I said no. Why is it that these things never happen with the hot dancers?
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    I hope you hugged her, too, shailynn.
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Being in the trade myself, I am glad that things are working out for her. I've enjoyed the roles I've had on stage. I haven't done any movies, but stardom is precious. Best of luck to all aspiring actors, and actresses.
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    She'll be an actress when I sell my millionth CD.
  • shailynn
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    8 years ago
    Yes Vince I totally hugged her, and got her number as she offered OTC anytime I'm back in town.
  • rh48hr
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    8 years ago
    I'm not going to get into a debate on common core but you won't see the true results of what common core can do until kids who have been through it their whole school lives become adults. My children have been doing common core and it is good for problem solving and real world situations. Besides someone who can't add 4+4 has bigger issues then how they were taught.
  • georgmicrodong
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    8 years ago
    @rh48hr: It's good for teaching problem solving, but only if the fucking teachers stop calling solutions "wrong" just because they don't match what the problem writer came up with.
  • rockstar666
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    8 years ago
    ^^^ I agree. I faked my way through calculus but if anyone had asked how I got the right answer, it was really a combination of artificial number crunching and intuition. I even got a B! I think I learned a lot more of value in my stupidity than if I studied enough to really understand it...plus I had a hot g/f and a band...
  • flagooner
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    8 years ago
    An indie porn movie is my guess, and by premier she meant that it was just uploaded to xvideos.com
  • skibum609
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    8 years ago
    Education today is geared towards the dumbest among us. Sad but true fact. No more "teaching to the test" is a euphemism for "make sure the public has no way of knowing that their kids don't know anything". I admit I am from a different generation but we had classes on civics (how to be a good citizen) phonics (how to fucking pronounce a word correctly); how to answer a phone, write a letter and on and on. We competed to do well, especially on SRA, which isn't used any longer because it makes the stupid feel bad. I will quote my now 82 year old mom who taught parochial school and public school from 1962 - 2004: "when i started teaching first grade I assumed all children knew the alphabet, could read and write some and many could do basic math. Now if they can velcro their sneakers closed I am thrilled".
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "An indie porn movie is my guess, and by premier she meant that it was just uploaded to xvideos.com"

    Ace!
  • 4got2wipe
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    8 years ago
    "Also somewhere along the night I ask a cocktail waitress for another beer. Its half price night and they usually cost $8 (which is why I came on half price night). So anyway I order up a $4 beer. She for some reason brings me 2 beers and says that'll be $7. Yeah I realize this is a bargain...but I couldnt continue to let her go through life with no understanding of what numbers are or how they work.....that was a new all time math low."

    To be fair to the waitress the issue may not be her math skills. It may simply be that she doesn't care.
  • vincemichaels
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    8 years ago
    Yeah, one night when I went into Players, this one bigtitted waitress brought me my usual, Miller Lite and charged me full price. It was 1/2 price night, and I didn't say a word. Not much later I spotted the manager and asked him what's going on. He called the waitress over, made her refund the overcharge and he got me a free beer. She wasn't happy, but tough rocks, baby.
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