Aspiring Actress Strippers and Common Core Cocktail Waitresses
thedude1028
Maryland
Sometimes dumb shit happens that is too good not to share....
Last night I arrive at my local club and take a seat off the stage on the opposite side of a corner booth where a stripper is using her phone to have her own personal photo shoot all by herself. It was entertaining...I'm sure whoever was on the receiving end of the pics enjoyed them. Eventually she remembers she is trying to make money at work and looks over at me and yells over the music "Hi, do you want a dance?". I motion her over and explain that she has to come sit next to me and actually say hello first. We get to talking and she explains she is going to be a big actress now as she just landed a role in an indie movie that is premiering tonight (though she isnt at the premier...). Yup she is an aspiring actress...stripper....who lives in the MD/VA area (not NY or LA of course....). Lots of information I didnt need to know later I say what the hell and get a dance from her. She has a gorgeous little spinner body with some nice natural upper B or C cup boobies, a nice little (but not flat) ass and a pussy good enough to eat (she wouldnt let me). The real kicker is I come to find out afterwards that she is 44....! Mind blown! Body of a 22 year old (face of maybe a 30 yo) but 44 and stripping and trying to be an actress. The world is a strange place! Also I couldnt get her to touch my penis :(
Also somewhere along the night I ask a cocktail waitress for another beer. Its half price night and they usually cost $8 (which is why I came on half price night). So anyway I order up a $4 beer. She for some reason brings me 2 beers and says that'll be $7. Yeah I realize this is a bargain...but I couldnt continue to let her go through life with no understanding of what numbers are or how they work.....that was a new all time math low.
Last night I arrive at my local club and take a seat off the stage on the opposite side of a corner booth where a stripper is using her phone to have her own personal photo shoot all by herself. It was entertaining...I'm sure whoever was on the receiving end of the pics enjoyed them. Eventually she remembers she is trying to make money at work and looks over at me and yells over the music "Hi, do you want a dance?". I motion her over and explain that she has to come sit next to me and actually say hello first. We get to talking and she explains she is going to be a big actress now as she just landed a role in an indie movie that is premiering tonight (though she isnt at the premier...). Yup she is an aspiring actress...stripper....who lives in the MD/VA area (not NY or LA of course....). Lots of information I didnt need to know later I say what the hell and get a dance from her. She has a gorgeous little spinner body with some nice natural upper B or C cup boobies, a nice little (but not flat) ass and a pussy good enough to eat (she wouldnt let me). The real kicker is I come to find out afterwards that she is 44....! Mind blown! Body of a 22 year old (face of maybe a 30 yo) but 44 and stripping and trying to be an actress. The world is a strange place! Also I couldnt get her to touch my penis :(
Also somewhere along the night I ask a cocktail waitress for another beer. Its half price night and they usually cost $8 (which is why I came on half price night). So anyway I order up a $4 beer. She for some reason brings me 2 beers and says that'll be $7. Yeah I realize this is a bargain...but I couldnt continue to let her go through life with no understanding of what numbers are or how they work.....that was a new all time math low.
15 comments
Great story - reaffirming the stupidity found on a nightly basis in a strip club.
So I want to add on the actress stuff. I have a relative that is retired, and lives in a small town probably not far from you. A small independent movie was being filmed in his town so he went to be an "extra" since he had just retired and didn't have anything to do, plus he was curious how a movie was made. Anyway he showed up in several scenes and even he was invited to the film premier! Lol
Also at the TUSCL meet up last week I got some dances from a MILF who was 45! Just like your dancer she had a great body and decent face, much older than I assumed. When she told me her age I said "you better go give your mom and dad a hug because they gave you great genes.
Ace!
To be fair to the waitress the issue may not be her math skills. It may simply be that she doesn't care.