It was bound to happen...

Old married couple? Well that doesn't sound good at all and is most certainly not a PL barrier I'd wish to smash.

I guess it's up to each individual PL to determine whether an OTC relationship w/ a dancer is worth-it - all dancers nor all PLs are the same but most "relationships" w/ dancers seem to go south sooner rather than later - or maybe we just hear of the bad ones?

I don't want to argue like an old married couple with a gf, I certainly don't want to do it with someone I'm paying for sex with.

My wife Jeanie yells at me when she wants me to take the kids swimming. She says "make sure you wear your long sleeve shirt!" Nag, nag, nag, all because she doesn't want me to look like a boiled lobster when I go on stage. I tell her "I don't think people will mistake me for that gosh awful bug meat!" Because that's really what lobster and crab is. They're bugs that swim in the ocean. Why would anyone eat that? Oh well I guess when raising 5 kids you and your wife become that old maid relationship. I don't have time to create an old maid relationship with strippers. They jump on me and within one song I'm done, not because I'm exhausted, but mostly because in hungry.

Who wants to be an old married couple?

Just my opinion - but it seems that it's time to move on (to another stripper).

She's a FWB and you're like an old married couple? Man, the greatest thing about FWB is how hard it is to get stale. Dang!