I live two hours away and...

I live two hours away and hadn't been to the "wonderful" clubs in Detroit since late last year so I started here at The Coliseum, for lunch. Once inside I asked for a booth and was told $20. which I don't mind... Ordered a drink and Shrimp cocktail (excellent large shrimp) from a very busty waitress who I wished was a dancer. Always seems to be the case... My first look around for the entertainers didn't look promising. Where have the beautiful dancers of years back gone? They looked like entertainers then. tanned, ( NO TATOO's) and classy and sexy looking, with sexy clothes, nice makeup, jewelry, nice hair...... Now a good share of the "entertainers" are pale skin loaded with ugly tat's (yuk) which I compare to an old rusty, dented car, and look like they are just there to be given money, instead of looking erotic and making you WANT to be entertained by a tanned, busty, no tat entertainer of a decade ago.

With that said, a long haired, pale, busty blond came and sat with me. She was wearing a robe and seemed to want to cover up, as perhaps she caught me looking below her chin? I thought that this gal might as well entertain me as it was slim pickings from what I saw in the first 10-15 minutes in the club. Back we went to the beautiful vip area and off went another $20 bill to the VIP troll... My entertainer said she gained weight during the winter, but so be it.....as at least she was a natural d cup but then again, the scattered, ugly tattoo's didn't help the look or image. A couple tamed dances and I heard her called by the D.J. as up next, so was fine with me. there was a hint of options available after her set, but I thought I would move on and try the P.H. club.....