TUSCL Reviewers Almost Ruined My Night
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
The beverages were way too sweet for me. I only drank two cans and felt like I was putting liquid diabetes into myself. I stopped drinking them and snuck out to my vehicle to discretely do some pull-offs of Kraken and chug a bottle of beer in the parking lot. Shortly after I came back into the strip club, a party of about forty college kids came to the club.
They were celebrating one of their party turning 21. There were about eight really good looking 20-21 year old college girls in the party. (Since the club did not have a liquor license, it was possible for under 21 to enter.) They weren't too thrilled by the case of beer the guys in the party brought, so eventually one of the brunettes wandered over to my table and asked it she could have one of the canned margaritas. I told her she could take as many of the remaining ten as she liked, since I could not drink them all. She grabbed a few and passed them out among the females. Eventually, she came over to get more, flirting with me and addressing me as "Daddy". She must've drank 2-3 cans herself, and I could tell the alcohol was taking its affect on these lolitas. When they first came into the establishment, they resisted the strippers trying to get them to come on stage and get topless. About thirty minutes later, one by one, they complied with the dancers dragging them onto stage to pull off their tops. The 20-21 year olds in the party were way hotter than any of the dancers at the club. I made sure to drizzle about twenty singles on stage every time one of the college girls got stripped. Eventually the brunette got pulled on stage. Not only did the stripper pull her top off, but she pulled this girl's shorts off. This civi stunner was a sight to see, stripped down to just her thong.
Later I walked over to the brunette civi (never got her name) and invited her back to my table. After a little flirting, I leaned over and started French kissing her. She tasted like a raspberry margarita, but I did not care at that point. I wondered if she had not yet turned 21 and was drinking illegally. One of her blonde spinner friends also came over, and I felt her up like a blind man. Not too long after, the party started heading out to their bus. I thought about jumping on the party bus and heading to the next bar on the itinerary. The main problem was that I would have no way of getting back to my rig, since there is no Lyft service out in the middle of nowhere.
Sometimes the retards of TUSCL give you lemons, and you've got to make Lemon-Ade-Ritas out of them.
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For rough clubs I could see this as an issue.
Also I get the feeling the reviews didn't necessarily let you down
If anything the fact you gambled your evening on a low reviewed was on you not tuscl or the people that wrote the reviews.
Also it sounded like you dropped a fuck load of cash on alcohol....so why not just drive back and get more...unless you went broke buying your original drinks lol....then you need some money management
Don't blame the reviews if you didn't read the disclaimer.
When you head to a club out in the sticks with only 4 reviews on the year at best for this club then your really gambelling on your night out
WTF dude
Do you know how I know you're gay?
-->" I carry these around because a lot of the young women I party with back home love them."
Hmmm. **eyes Sinclair suspiciously** Okay, I'm going to give you a one-time pass on this. But I'm watching you, sinclair. And so is San Jose Gay. Maybe stock up on Zima.
-->"The 20-21 year olds in the party were way hotter than any of the dancers at the club."
Always fucking depressing when that happens. It should NEVER happen, IMO. My fave club has been going through some hard times -- SC business has slowed down here, so they're having trouble holding on to hot dayshift girls, who are abandoning it for nightshifts there and elsewhere. Recently I had a pretty similar experience at my local club... weak shift, and a bunch of 8-8.5 civilian girls come on, they'll all hotter than the strippers. Sigh.
For this reason I like to have "red light districts" so there are multiple clubs in walking distance or at least a short 1 minute drive. That way it makes it easy to club hop for talent and ambiance. But I understand why communities do not want red light districts and some clubs and dancers don't want the competition enough those there can be helpful benefits (more customer traffic).
--> without defeat it is often hard to appreciate victory -->
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I feel your pain sinclair, though it was good that you could salvage the night. Now I've come to expect a fair amount of junk reviews on this site, but the byob thing is particularly frustrating for me as well. I visit byob clubs whenever I can, but with some I've read 30+ reviews where not a single review discusses what they could bring in, the charges involved, etc.
More times than not I end up calling the purported byob club to confirm the alcohol policy before I make my decision. This has saved me a few pointless club trips over the years in places like SC and more restrictive parts of PA.
Years ago me and about 20 friends brought a keg to a BYOB place and they let us have it, we just had to tip when we had them bring it to us and they poured the beers.
Rick when you read 30 plus reviews on a backwoods club did u not fuckin notice you probably read all the reviews for that club from 2000-2016 lol....shit changes in that length of time
I can't believe you come on this site and bash the reviews...your really brain washed from the pink site...I bet your getting ready to be a moderator and that's y your bashing this sites reviews
Stop being a nigger faggots Richard
And of course I drove back after bringing my bottle of crown into the last byob club I visited. How else was I supposed to get back from that club in the sticks? But that has nothing to do with reading 30 fucking shitty reviews from people who, quite mysteriously, either didn't know or didn't care about the alcohol policies.
Ime you would be surprised if the nasty men that walk in after a long days work on the car or digging a ditch
Yes in asheville if you wash and be polite the girls treat you well...if you have $200 they act like it's $1,000 ...lol...got to love my local bitches
Also Rick could be talking about Godiva's in Greenville SC witch is even funnier because those strippers actually have stab wounds and bullet wholes in their bodies lol