Overpriced Fatties

To counter the one good review this place received I'm going to throw in my opinion.

This joint scucks.

Once a year they get a decent looking dancer but the rest of the time nothing but fatties like only Akron can produce. Seriously, who the fuck tells these whales it's a good idea they dance? I'd just assume perform a self castration with a rusty pair of garden shears than stick my dick anywhere near these broads.