spunkgirls

This Club puts most other clubs to SHAME. I've visited many clubs across North America, because as a man with exceptional spitfire, I feel it is my Duty. Chicks Kick Ass!! only the Slutts though. Loco is very wide open. But it gets surprisingly busy here on weekends after midnight, so because I really only like getting my LDs in a specific spot, I'll sometimes give the girls my promise to meet and will come in the early afternoon, when most other people are working to achieve some degree of privacy. While it is a given that there are no curtains in the LD, which would cost about 5 bucks to put up and would be a good idea just to give the participants in theLD some seconds notice of someone entering, to me it really doesn't matter much if someone sees what I'm up to, which I suppose makes me a pig! The girls are paraded pretty consistently on stage but I hear they only get 40 or 50 bucks a day - not per set - so most tend not to go pantieless, which from half a football field away I'm not sure matters much..

One of the great things about this club, which I think just happened sorta by fluke, is that the waitresses always seem to be attentive and sweet, and thers very little pressure to get sloshed or even for dances for that matter. Girls here rarely give static when you decline their offer. The other great thing about this club, which likely did not just happen by fluke, is that there is a real contingent of Québec girls who work here, and only thanks to our Lord is pleasuring men just viewed as another job these days. Although that's how it's ALWAYS been with the French - they do know how to have a great time! I personally don't think any less about these workers I don't fault them for wanting more erotica in their workplace environment. Ya...Riiiight.... Anyways!..The girls here are very friendly and in rare cases quite spunkable, but you only need a few, Right? If I did have one very small irk about this place is that Loco really should have a more impressive Bottle Display for their liquor. The Liquor here is fairly 3rd rate re:selection, and they do this thing where they charge you 8 dollars AND 5 cents, I guess because some assholes wouldn't tip otherwise. Grow up and tip the servers cmon. Then again the servers could dress a little sexier which they really don't here, maybe not to be confused with or draw attention away from the girls who ARE dressed in lingerie. Very very minor issues I would kiss the owner of this establishment on the lips in front of everyone I don't care. Thank You for the Loco!

There's like 4 different LD areas so they certainly got that part right, and like said on weekends they will fill, especially the more private areas which do have two way mirrors so at least the girl can see when someone is coming, if they aren't busy bobbing their beautiful face in your lap. I always wonder if I'm going to be nervous or something but in fact I find the thrill of 'getting caught' quite stimulating, so I'm lucky if I can make it to song3. Once my Stiff Erection gets to breathe a little I become quite demanding, of course it's just him talking I really haven't much to do with it at this point! Luckily I don't think the girls hear much or care what the fuck I'm saying so ... good thing ... they might not like some of the things He has to tell them and I mean Has To lol -- my fave here is "Brandy" - since there's like 7 brandys who work here (I think) I can narrow it down for yas real simple - she's the blonde with Perfect madonna cone titties with erect nipples that could plug a water leak! Ya she's great...a real good girl though she doesn't seem to do extras which is totally up to her and should never be pushed on anyone, although I do stop and think how much more $$$ I and likely many others would give her. But she seems happy and likely drives a Lexx anyhoo. Money can go quick here - but that's the cost of real pleasure. You at least will have an awesome memory and likely walk out these doors completely spent - the way it's meant to be... this place has much more action than any of the DT Toronto clubs - which I would only ever enter (and have) to duck in out of a rainstorm. I've never been bothered by the music which means it's played right and not too loud. The girls loiter around the bar and you can size em up pretty good as the lighting is visible and I think most girls get along here which just makes it fun. But you also have the girls who just have one thing on their mind - $Money$ - so how bout that we actually have something in common! Above Average Club and one I dream about Constantly. Club Pro in GTA is another good club I would recommend to you. Atlantis well, good luck going there without an oxygen mask:-~