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TUSCL in 10 years aka 2026

Aug 14, 2016, 10:35 AM
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JuiceBox69
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Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

Thank about it...juice aka me will be 45

Don chulo 55

Some other guys 65

And the old guys now will be dead....sorry Vince

Am also sure alot of other will drop off and new faces will be added

It's going to be funny the day juice crew and the short bus team is the over the hill squad

I wonder if a young boy will pester me ?

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JuiceBox69

Kinda odd to think about this but I even bet follies will be gone just like the good old days in Memphis with PP

I will be one of the old dudes talking about the good old days of follies in Atlanta

We will be traveling to a new location and ducking all kinds of different stripper's

I will money like JS69 and I'm assuming stories to his caliber with writing skills surpasissing papi chulo of 2016...Don chulo as we will call him in 2026 will be a published author and have is on show with the travel channel by then about strip clubs in exotic locations lol

OK I'm getting crazy but in some form it's possible and the new look of tuscl

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l00ber

So long as TJ's doesn't get cleaned up, we'll have a place to meet. I do hope I get to meet wongy in a future Detroit meet before it's too late. Detroit it getting up there, not in years but mileage. Robocop doesn't seem that far off.

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Dougster

I'm looking forward to the next 10 years of slam dunking faggot and fagettes on this board.

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motorhead

Millenials don't have sex. Strip clubs will be out of business.

But Shadowcat and the old guys will be paying backpage hoes for outcall to the nursing home

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motorhead

Nina will be a junior partner in a high powered DC law firm while doing pro bono work for the Innocence Project

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motorhead

Randy "P-Nem" Clackport will make millions as a hip hop star but lose it all making it rain.

He will regret it when rap music is falls out of favor and is only played on oldies radio

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JuiceBox69

Dougster and mo head LMFAO

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motorhead

Jackslash marries Jenna

But at 75 finds it pretty difficult to play laser tag with the kids

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Dougster

@motor: san_jose_guy's church should be in full swing by then. His revolution (starting with hookers) will have fired their first shots at Wall Street.

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JuiceBox69

Since we will have a Clinton in office basically the next decade our economy will be as good if not stronger of the 1990s

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JuiceBox69

Is it possible that shadow will be 96 and still going out to clubs for extras ?

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JuiceBox69

I'm sure by then I will have a disability of some sort

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RandomMember

@Smith will have blown through his retirement savings by then. He'll subsist on food stamps and government handouts -- but all worth the price of proving that he's attractive to teenage girls.

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vincemichaels

Juice, I'm going to outlive you. My mom's side of the family lives very, very, long. I take after my mom's side genetically. She's 95 and 10 months old now. I'm only 63. I'll wheel you in to the clubs in 10 years in your wheelchair.

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JuiceBox69

Lol...that's a deal Vince

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Dougster

Vince! Vince! Vince!

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Dominic77

I'll still be here. I'll be 48 in 10 years. I hope to either how reduced my monthly expenses (like Juice) in order to have more disposable/discretionary funds each month OR hopefully I will have increased my income significantly so I'm able to club more often and have more fun. I'm hoping for option (2) but I will settle for option (1).

I don't expect clubs to go away. I expect I'll still have low mileage topless or bikini clubs available close by where I live. This is OK with me. If not, I will escort or get a sugar baby or go full out for a kept woman or mistress. :)

I'll be here. It's a deal.

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vincemichaels

Let's get you a proper wheelchair, Juice, with built in WiFi so we can check out TUSCL on the fly.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO Vince

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JuiceBox69

Hell yeah Dominic keep the dream alive

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ime

Dougster rong, SJG will have been bludgeoned by his one folllower and he will never have made it to TJ.

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mikeya02

It's possible that by then Founder will have handed TUSCL over to his son Rech. Mayhem might ensue

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JuiceBox69

It's also possible I will not just be a running joke only on tuscl but international laughed at by the world through the various filters we find in social media....I'm sure by then I will be a brand that will make millions in sales from merchandise and books, public speaking. I will probably even be selling my company that got it's humble beginnings on tuscl on the stock markets

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vincemichaels

Juice, I'll do the IPO for you.

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JuiceBox69

Deal

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Dougster

crazyjoe should be up to 250,000 posts by then along with 50,000 shit references.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO...you might be right...I would take bets on that one lol

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mikeya02

SJG will still be posting about starting a counter culture movement, starting a cross country road trip, and one day going to TJ

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mikeya02

Zipman will come up with 30 more clown acts hoping someone finds him funny

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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mikeya02

By then Juice will be known as "The Pride of Asheville" and have a statue in his honor

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ime

Juice's Chacken and Jacken will be the number one fast food chain south of the mason dixon.

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sharkhunter

I'm expecting a big downturn in our economy no matter who gets elected. I believe it will be slightly worse if Hillary is elected.

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sharkhunter

I will not be posting as Sharkhunter 10 years from now.

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JuiceBox69

Jackin wit Jerkin sauce at Jacks Jacking Shake lol...god damn boys we just struck oil lol

The pride of asheville lol

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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vincemichaels

Statues of oneself are fine, problem is pigeons like to defecate on them, Juice.

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Jascoi

shit. i'm allready 66.

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san_jose_guy

In ten years will we have TJ style brothels, with hotels, and with HK Bar style front room GFE as universal?

Will Dougster's plan of humanity dividing into Masters and Slaves be in effect, and will this also mean extermination camps and large scale body disposal programs?

Or will we live in harmony and peace, and have cures for all STD's so that BBFS is the norm?

And will people have learned that it is better to feel their feelings, so that chemical intoxicants are not longer used?

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

Juice will be Mayor of Asheville & subsequently Asheville will have the best highest-mileage SCs in the country (aka the Detroit of da South)

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Papi_Chulo

In 10 years I'll still be enjoying Papi Chulo Mode.

In 20 years I'll be retired & living large (due to the low-cost of living) in either Rio or the Dominican Republic (enjoying the chocolate there of course) .

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JuiceBox69

Vince and chulo lol

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mikeya02

If Juice becomes a poker phenom, a movie will be made called "The Asheville Kid"

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