Ran out of Gas

11 comments

• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  My gas tank symbol pops up as I'm leaving the casino...got seventy miles to get home...I passed a dozen gas stations at least lol
  
  I'm seriously an idiot
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Enjoyed some fabulous Mexican out of a van shortly thereafter
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  You are lucky - that DOT was around to help you with gas. You can’t stuff $100’s in your gas tank - and get any mileage!
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  Shit!
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  I had a tow truck on the way and a friend with some Gas....got lucky with the DOT
  
  At the gas station me and this homeless looking dude played fifty worth of scratch n sniff cards...won $200 ...have the dude fifty just for being a good sport
  
  Meet my friend that was bringing me the gas that I no longer needed ...so I took him out to eat at that Mexican taco truck..spent fifty between the two of us lol...damn good shit.
  
  I'll try not to be so stupid next time...may start feeling the car up at the half way mark just to start better habits
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  So you are going to start feeling up the car now, instead of feeling up strippers??!??
  
  Damn, this is worse than I thought.
• vincemichaels

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  7 years ago

  Pour a can of Four Lokos in next time to supercharge it. Juice won't feel a thing.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• ATACdawg

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  7 years ago

  Funny. The last girl you were with said, "So nice that you didn't run out of gas before I was done like that juicebox69 guy did!" ;-D
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Lol
  
  The last time I tried to lay into some pussy Hard my sides started hurting and I felt like I was going to puke....sex felt like a marathon or a hundred meter sprint lol
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  At the end my dick went limp without ejaculation
  
  I'm either getting old and or seriously out of shape