Ran out of Gas

My gas tank symbol pops up as I'm leaving the casino...got seventy miles to get home...I passed a dozen gas stations at least lol

I'm seriously an idiot

Enjoyed some fabulous Mexican out of a van shortly thereafter

You are lucky - that DOT was around to help you with gas. You can’t stuff $100’s in your gas tank - and get any mileage!

Shit!

I had a tow truck on the way and a friend with some Gas....got lucky with the DOT

At the gas station me and this homeless looking dude played fifty worth of scratch n sniff cards...won $200 ...have the dude fifty just for being a good sport

Meet my friend that was bringing me the gas that I no longer needed ...so I took him out to eat at that Mexican taco truck..spent fifty between the two of us lol...damn good shit.

I'll try not to be so stupid next time...may start feeling the car up at the half way mark just to start better habits

So you are going to start feeling up the car now, instead of feeling up strippers??!??

Damn, this is worse than I thought.

Pour a can of Four Lokos in next time to supercharge it. Juice won't feel a thing.

LMFAO

Funny. The last girl you were with said, "So nice that you didn't run out of gas before I was done like that juicebox69 guy did!" ;-D

Lol

The last time I tried to lay into some pussy Hard my sides started hurting and I felt like I was going to puke....sex felt like a marathon or a hundred meter sprint lol

At the end my dick went limp without ejaculation

I'm either getting old and or seriously out of shape