This paradise will never get old

So I'm standing there, in front of a beautiful, young and naked Mexican gal covered in shaving cream with her legs spread on a stage. I'm playing with her pussy for a dollar while she's smiling at me and “Let's Dance” by the late, great David Bowie is blaring throughout the club. And in my mind I can't stop thanking whoever opened this place, this heaven on earth.

I hope they never close this utopia. It will be a sad day if that happened, because where in the United States could a scene like that ever unfold?

I spent four days in Tijuana this past week and went to Hong Kong each night. I didn't even bother stepping foot into any other of the many surrounding bars. I spent around $1,300 on this trip (airfare, hotel, etc.), give or take (wasn't really keeping track). I didn't get laid. I didn't even get my dick sucked. But I experienced one of the most enjoyable times of my “non-married” life.