I've only done this with you is bullshit?

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JohnTitor
don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
Fuck.

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Dougster
7 years ago
You, and a few hundred others...
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JohnTitor
7 years ago
lol yep
I really don't like the idea of some other monger's baby batter coming in contact with my genitalia, mouth, fingers, anywhere. And being lied to is mean.
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79terrier
7 years ago
It's not bullshit, it's stripper shit
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Uprightcitizen
7 years ago
Well, there has to be a first one but statistically I would assaign the following formula...

100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula).

So I saying there's a chance! ;)
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Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
A sc is the wrong place to be if someone is squemis about germs. Don't ask don't tell works best.
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Cashman1234
7 years ago
Are you seriously asking that question? Unless you are a total newb - that shouldn’t be a discussion topic.

If she says that - it’s her attempt to make you feel special. It’s Stripper Shit 101.

There might be truth to it - when you get past the qualifiers: she’s only done this with you on this shift - or she’s only done it with you tonight - or you were the first customer to ask for it tonight.

Have you read the discussions about kissing strippers? If you aren’t her first customer of the night - it’s possible there will be a little “wang” in the taste of her lips...
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79terrier
7 years ago
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Don't ask, don't tell, don't think about it
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shailynn
7 years ago
I’ve only done this with you.... so far today.... since you’re my first VIP customer.
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JohnTitor
7 years ago
No haven't seen or read any discussions on kissing strippers. I think I've only kissed about 2 strippers actually in the club and in hindsight I think one was a tranny. The other one told me something like "fuck you - you're a good kisser, too" and liked it but otherwise in many, many lapdances over time kissing is like next to impossible
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Doces300
7 years ago
I have only done this with you in the last 15 minutes
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JohnTitor
7 years ago
The qualifiers you responders have mentioned make a lot of sense, and I never really considered that. Still technically lying but softens the blow somewhat, maybe.
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jackslash
7 years ago
"I've only done this with you" is one of the most common things I hear from strippers in extras clubs.
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Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Dancer: "I've only done this with you"

Me: "Me too"
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4got2wipe
7 years ago
Upright citizen's equation = ace!
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jaredlucas
7 years ago
Be still my beating heart.
Lol. Ha ha. Ha. Of course. You are the only one.

Kudos to Upright!! Good one!
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skibum609
7 years ago
Maybe she meant that she only lies to you and tells everyone else she fucked 1800 others bareback.
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newmark
7 years ago
You mean I didn't really break all those girls in.
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EmielRegis1
7 years ago
This one and "I've only been a dancer for four months" is my favorite stripper line.
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
What is the only done with you? BBFS?

Otherwise I don't think it really matters.

SJG

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rl27
7 years ago
"I have only done this with you," is very common SS.

Other common ones are:
"I don't do this with everyone."
"I only let certain guys do this."
"I don't give this discount for everyone."
"Don't tell anyone we do this. I could get in trouble."
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
But what is this IT or THIS?

Unless it is BBFS, I don't think it even matters.

A corollary, Papi has talked about some kind of HIV prevention medicine. Well recently in a fast food place I heard an ad with their subscriber music about HIV prevention medicine. Anyone know more about this?

SJG

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