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I've only done this with you is bullshit?

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JohnTitordon't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things

Fuck.

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Dougster

You, and a few hundred others...

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JohnTitor

lol yep

I really don't like the idea of some other monger's baby batter coming in contact with my genitalia, mouth, fingers, anywhere. And being lied to is mean.

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79terrier

It's not bullshit, it's stripper shit

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Uprightcitizen

Well, there has to be a first one but statistically I would assaign the following formula...

100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula).

So I saying there's a chance! ;)

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Lone_Wolf

A sc is the wrong place to be if someone is squemis about germs. Don't ask don't tell works best.

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Cashman1234

Are you seriously asking that question? Unless you are a total newb - that shouldn’t be a discussion topic.

If she says that - it’s her attempt to make you feel special. It’s Stripper Shit 101.

There might be truth to it - when you get past the qualifiers: she’s only done this with you on this shift - or she’s only done it with you tonight - or you were the first customer to ask for it tonight.

Have you read the discussions about kissing strippers? If you aren’t her first customer of the night - it’s possible there will be a little “wang” in the taste of her lips...

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79terrier

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Don't ask, don't tell, don't think about it

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shailynn

I’ve only done this with you.... so far today.... since you’re my first VIP customer.

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JohnTitor

No haven't seen or read any discussions on kissing strippers. I think I've only kissed about 2 strippers actually in the club and in hindsight I think one was a tranny. The other one told me something like "fuck you - you're a good kisser, too" and liked it but otherwise in many, many lapdances over time kissing is like next to impossible

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Doces300

I have only done this with you in the last 15 minutes

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JohnTitor

The qualifiers you responders have mentioned make a lot of sense, and I never really considered that. Still technically lying but softens the blow somewhat, maybe.

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jackslash

"I've only done this with you" is one of the most common things I hear from strippers in extras clubs.

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Papi_Chulo

Dancer: "I've only done this with you"

Me: "Me too"

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4got2wipe

Upright citizen's equation = ace!

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jaredlucas

Be still my beating heart.

Lol. Ha ha. Ha. Of course. You are the only one.

Kudos to Upright!! Good one!

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skibum609

Maybe she meant that she only lies to you and tells everyone else she fucked 1800 others bareback.

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newmark

You mean I didn't really break all those girls in.

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EmielRegis1

This one and "I've only been a dancer for four months" is my favorite stripper line.

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rl27

"I have only done this with you," is very common SS.

Other common ones are:

"I don't do this with everyone."

"I only let certain guys do this."

"I don't give this discount for everyone."

"Don't tell anyone we do this. I could get in trouble."

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san_jose_guy

But what is this IT or THIS?

Unless it is BBFS, I don't think it even matters.

A corollary, Papi has talked about some kind of HIV prevention medicine. Well recently in a fast food place I heard an ad with their subscriber music about HIV prevention medicine. Anyone know more about this?

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