I really don't like the idea of some other monger's baby batter coming in contact with my genitalia, mouth, fingers, anywhere. And being lied to is mean.
Well, there has to be a first one but statistically I would assaign the following formula...
100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula).
Are you seriously asking that question? Unless you are a total newb - that shouldn’t be a discussion topic.
If she says that - it’s her attempt to make you feel special. It’s Stripper Shit 101.
There might be truth to it - when you get past the qualifiers: she’s only done this with you on this shift - or she’s only done it with you tonight - or you were the first customer to ask for it tonight.
Have you read the discussions about kissing strippers? If you aren’t her first customer of the night - it’s possible there will be a little “wang” in the taste of her lips...
No haven't seen or read any discussions on kissing strippers. I think I've only kissed about 2 strippers actually in the club and in hindsight I think one was a tranny. The other one told me something like "fuck you - you're a good kisser, too" and liked it but otherwise in many, many lapdances over time kissing is like next to impossible
The qualifiers you responders have mentioned make a lot of sense, and I never really considered that. Still technically lying but softens the blow somewhat, maybe.
A corollary, Papi has talked about some kind of HIV prevention medicine. Well recently in a fast food place I heard an ad with their subscriber music about HIV prevention medicine. Anyone know more about this?
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lol yep
I really don't like the idea of some other monger's baby batter coming in contact with my genitalia, mouth, fingers, anywhere. And being lied to is mean.
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It's not bullshit, it's stripper shit
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Well, there has to be a first one but statistically I would assaign the following formula...
100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula).
So I saying there's a chance! ;)
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A sc is the wrong place to be if someone is squemis about germs. Don't ask don't tell works best.
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Are you seriously asking that question? Unless you are a total newb - that shouldn’t be a discussion topic.
If she says that - it’s her attempt to make you feel special. It’s Stripper Shit 101.
There might be truth to it - when you get past the qualifiers: she’s only done this with you on this shift - or she’s only done it with you tonight - or you were the first customer to ask for it tonight.
Have you read the discussions about kissing strippers? If you aren’t her first customer of the night - it’s possible there will be a little “wang” in the taste of her lips...
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Don't ask, don't tell, don't think about it
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I’ve only done this with you.... so far today.... since you’re my first VIP customer.
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No haven't seen or read any discussions on kissing strippers. I think I've only kissed about 2 strippers actually in the club and in hindsight I think one was a tranny. The other one told me something like "fuck you - you're a good kisser, too" and liked it but otherwise in many, many lapdances over time kissing is like next to impossible
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I have only done this with you in the last 15 minutes
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The qualifiers you responders have mentioned make a lot of sense, and I never really considered that. Still technically lying but softens the blow somewhat, maybe.
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"I've only done this with you" is one of the most common things I hear from strippers in extras clubs.
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Dancer: "I've only done this with you"
Me: "Me too"
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Upright citizen's equation = ace!
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Be still my beating heart.
Lol. Ha ha. Ha. Of course. You are the only one.
Kudos to Upright!! Good one!
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Maybe she meant that she only lies to you and tells everyone else she fucked 1800 others bareback.
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You mean I didn't really break all those girls in.
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This one and "I've only been a dancer for four months" is my favorite stripper line.
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What is the only done with you? BBFS?
Otherwise I don't think it really matters.
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"I have only done this with you," is very common SS.
Other common ones are:
"I don't do this with everyone."
"I only let certain guys do this."
"I don't give this discount for everyone."
"Don't tell anyone we do this. I could get in trouble."
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But what is this IT or THIS?
Unless it is BBFS, I don't think it even matters.
A corollary, Papi has talked about some kind of HIV prevention medicine. Well recently in a fast food place I heard an ad with their subscriber music about HIV prevention medicine. Anyone know more about this?
SJG
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