Drive to Baltimore, MD or College Park, MD

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe" dreams. The girls are mostly beautiful - one in particular was named Camilla - Hispanic dancer. She had semi-skills. Worked the pole well. My dick moved a bit watching her, but you will not get anything other than a chance to visualize the dancer and jerk off back at your hotel room. Honestly speaking, save your money, and drive to Baltimore, MD (Hustler Club) or near College Park, MD (Showcase Theatre).

That is exactly what I did and actually had an amazing time. In fact, I ended up busting a nut at Hustler Club in Baltimore. So make sure to read my review. I'm going to write it as soon as I submit this one. Just do yourself a favor and stay away from this place unless you are trying to take out some clients from work. Because they are on 18th & M, they get a lot of people coming from work to hang out with colleagues and bond with clients. By the way, I cannot believe how many people I actually saw people eating at this club! Apparently, their food is good, but I refuse to be "that guy" that eats at a strip club.