The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Stage shows make this trip worth it

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JoeBlogg
Jan 13, 2018, 6:02 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long dancing platform is great to sit up along and dole out your $1's while observing the rest of the girls walking around. Most of them were just sitting in the other seats away from the stage, but it was kind of a slow night anyways.

The girls always danced in a clothed/topless/nude three song set up on stage, and the lighting was good enough that you could always get a good look at who was up there. I didn't opt for a dance this time, but my previous visit I got a few in the backroom. I think the long couch was nice and let the dancer fully get on top of you, but if it got really crowded back there you might get a bit close for comfort to the next guy.

The dancers were all 6-9's. No fatties, but a lot of them had tattoos, if that's your thing. (It's not mines) Good mix of Asians and whites, and I think one black girl.

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