Playing with a table full of dicks

JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
Felt like gambling with some live black Jack

Was betting $20 and pressing my profits until I hit $160 or bust

I'm a rookie..honestly barely know how to use basic strategy

We apparently I was hitting to much or whatever because the whole table was bitching how my lack of skill was costing the table

Long story short I piss everyone off then gamble on a luck side bet and hit three sevens for a fifty to one pay out LMFAO

Yep $20*50 is $1,000 in pocket...cashed that Shit out

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  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    You better stay away from the Hard Rock those Indians will clean you out.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    I'll take note
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    When you have a table full of rookies best seat is first card dealt second best is last card dealt otherwise if I see inexperienced players at BlackJack I try to find another table.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    I was dead center
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    You are at the mercy of whoever is drawing the card you need and you don’t even get to gauge the cards coming out of the shoe you just got lucky happens sometimes but you can’t count on it.
  • Cashman1234
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    7 years ago
    If the sentence includes playing with and dicks - I’m out! As long as bust doesn’t include busting a nut in a guy’s ass -
  • DuggieDumbass
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    7 years ago
    Duggie likes to play with dicks!
  • Liwet
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    7 years ago
    Everyone in this thread complaining that the skill of certain players affects their chances at winning. You're just as likely to win/lose if the guy in third base hits/stands/doubles whatever. Unless you know the exact card to come out, you're just as likely to win as you are to lose if someone doesn't make the correct play.
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    ^^^That is so incorrect the only answer I’ll give is there are some people that consistently win without cheating yet the casinos keep a file with names facial recognition and identifiers so you obviously don’t know what you are talking about.
  • MackTruck
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    7 years ago
    Put your dick away and shut up
  • skibum609
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    7 years ago
    The most important seat at 21 is third base, i.e. last to play before the dealer. Watching some douche stand on 16 and having the dealer pull a 4 on a soft 17 because of it makes it justifiable homicide and not murder. The third baseman is even more important if s/he is counting cards even if its just a basic count.
  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    ^^^You got that right, now remind these good folks that counting cards may be prohibited by the casino it isn’t cheating or a crime.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    LMFAO

    I need to get my black jack game better lol

    Just not enough time...poker is more important
  • Liwet
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    7 years ago
    Third base can't affect the cards the dealer gets any more than first base can even if you are counting down the deck. It sucks when third base doesn't make the right play and the dealer hits 21, but third base isn't the one to be blamed.
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