Would you rather contract incurable gonorrhea, or have your testicles explode from African salmonella?
"testicle ‘exploded’ after contracting African salmonella" Would you rather...
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SJG
That takes busting a nut to a new level.
Stop patronizing us @flagooner we have zero tolerance for ball busting on this board ROFLMAO


That’s a lose - lose situation! I might opt for the exploding testicles. I’m done having children - so it might be like killing two birds with one stone? Maybe that’s a poor metaphor...