Paying a dancer to feed me food and dick

Make sure she doesn’t confuse your request - and shove chicken fingers in your ass - and throat fuck you with the dildo!

You could save money and get a tranny - so a dildo might not be necessary?

txtittyfag will do it for free. :)

Was doing some group clubbing years ago, where one of the guys was trying to get a dancer to go out with him when she got off shift. She declined because she had a regular appointment that night with a guy in one of the fanciest hotels in town. Apparently every week on the same day, she would meet him at his hotel room and bang him in the ass with a strap on.So the cost I don't know. But yes this is an achievable goal.

Hot damn

All I need is me a fancy motel

^ And some Taco Bell and a mirror mounted dildo from hell.

Make sure you have gas in your car to get to the hotel.