The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

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artec0
Jan 13, 2018, 6:13 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Stopped in on a cold winter night to see if I can't get a warm up. The place was just up the street from my hotel, so I chose it more for convenience than anything. The place was dead, and a let down; but seemed like it could have potential within limits.

Laws in the area says that if they serve alcohol, then it's topless only. As far as the drinks are concern, it's a great place. Beer was cheap, the bar was comfortable, and folks at the bar seemed nice. The club had a couple of long stages with loads of chairs. Had a VIP area. Had a champagne room. Had all the potential of a good old fashion titty bar.

Thing was, there was nothing going on. Didn't even have music going. Heck, the TVs had some basketball games on and even they were mute. I arrived at shift change, I could tell because all the girls were dressed in winter gear either letting their cars warm up or getting a few shots in before dressing down. There were maybe 5 or 6 girls, friendly fun but not my cup of tea. One gave me a dance push, and seemed to do well with the others at the bar, but I didn't want any from her. It was a decent beer at a decent price but I wasn't sure I wanted to stick it out or go somewhere else.

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