Honestly what is the best way to get clean back there so it's safe for the hooker or stripper to eat ?
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Jan 11, 2018, 12:39 PM
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As usual, communication is a good way to do it. Ask him how he thinks you should clean it -- he's the hooker, he'll have done this before, he'll know how to get things clean.
If you aren’t sure it’s clean back there - take a shower - use soap and clean things up back there. Let the water rinse all the soap and other stuff away. It’s good to wash - and rinse - and then wash and rinse one additional time.
If you take a shit after your shower - then take another shower. Since most folks in the USA don’t have bidets - a shower works well in getting things clean.
If you rip any really stinky farts - it might be good to shower again too.
Of course - if the hooker is as filthy as some I’ve fucked - you might not want her tongue in your crack!
Hire her to first peg you with a douche or squirting dildo filled with isopropyl alcohol.
^ Oh and take a shit beforehand.
Make sure you don’t eat prunes or beans before your date!
A little backfire could permanently disable the whore rimming you!
Isopropyl alcohol and freshly squeezed habenero pepper juice should do the trick. Please report back on results.
^^^I was going to suggest a solution of Listermint and habenaro pepper, for that feeling of a fire in your asshole.
Maybe you should sit on a pile of snow - and see if you leave a stain? If you leave a trail - you need to clean more.
Maybe a wet jet swiffer?
LMFAO sick fucks
You could just give a stripper shit line -
Like when a stripper says - “You are my first”
You can say - “I just showered and my ass is pristine!”
Baby wipes Juice.
Make sure you stick them way up in there. Swirl them around and around and around...
nair for that coarse asshole hair
Duggie will lick it clean for ya!
If all else fails, scrub your anus with steel wool soaked in bleach.
Go down to the shop and use the steam cleaner
Use a cherry flavored wet nap
And take an enima
If you are extremely full of shit, I can bring the shit truck for a reasonable price
Get the cheaper hooker or stripper to rim it clean first. Then move onto your main girl.