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Up in a high rise, not Trump tower, but not too far away either:

san_jose_guy

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

"So brothers, our revenue streams have had some hick ups, but I'm confident you'll be most pleased with out new initiatives. First we will have a Russian Mail Order Brides site."

And a first sign of rumbling.

"Dougster, how are you going to set that up. Do you mean its really an escort site? This building is suppose to be female free."

"Don't worry. Remember it was I who drove off the last of the females that danced in the strip club upstairs, so that it could be male only. And no, it won't be an escort site. There won't be any women at all involved in it. We just have to round up some pictures. This way we get the registration fees, and also email addresses. And we use the email addresses to invite the people to our new BitCoin offering."

"Dougster, BitCoin is collapsing."

"Our new one will have an edge. We have found a firm that used to make the prizes you could get out of gumball machines. They will mint our new BitCoins. And then we offer them the special BitCoin which will be mailed to them. This way we get another fee, and we also get their mailing addresses. Then we use those addresses to send them the sweepstakes offering."

"Dougster, I don't like this. What does your Uncle Bernie say about all this?"

"Eh, well after the Feds found the old computer in the attic which hosted all the BitCoin banks, they put my name on a list and so now they won't let me get in to see Uncle Bernie."

"Dougster, ripping people off through the mail is a serious federal offense. If we go along with you on this, we could all end up cells there with your Uncle Bernie. This place is fine. We have our hoof donors and we get our regular immortality blood transfusions, and then they go dance in the strip club. Why do you want to screw this up. And besides, sweeps stakes scams appeal to housewives, not the kind of male losers who would be contacting a Russian Mail Order Bride Service, and stupid enough to be scammed. I don't like any of your new ideas."

SJG