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Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?
A. Because she was hot, wet and filled with cream.
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Because she was cold, bitter and smelled like burnt beans, but you sugared her, creamed her and enjoyed her. She kept you awake a bit longer.
I like my coffee cold
Lmao
Haha good one
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