WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q. Why was the stripper called "Coffee"?
A. Because she was hot, wet and filled with cream.
..... Or
Because she was cold, bitter and smelled like burnt beans, but you sugared her, creamed her and enjoyed her. She kept you awake a bit longer.