A man's wife has just given birth. The man asks the doctor if he can speak to him in private.
The doctor takes the man into his office and says, "How can I help you?"
The man says sheepishly, "Well, doc, how soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"
The doctor says, "I'm off duty in 15 minutes. Meet me in the parking garage"
Jack,
I thought that was going much sicker than that!