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What kind of stripper do u guys think I would be?

future POTUS and Senator in training

Retired Queen Troll of TUSCL...who will succeed my reign?

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

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Hank Moody

Don’t sell yourself short. You’d be better than ok.

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pistola

You’d be a better stripper than an attorney. Jes sayin

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Nidan111

Hmmm. Once again, I am willing to TOFTT and test your skills. This week would be good. You would not even have to cuddle me.

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Muddy

Well hell let’s give it a shot.

Yo Nicole do you realize that you could make in one night stripping what you make in a week being a lawyer? And that’s just from me girl ;)

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san_jose_guy

Nicole, the best "strippers" I have ever encountered are this group I have named, "The Beloved Latina Escorts".

They are extremely earthy women, and they are completely non-judgemental about men.

Sorry Nicole, but you are the opposite of them.

SJG

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George123789

Go give it a tumble but remember to keep your mouth shut unless you are pleasuring a guy.

Talking too much is a turn off for most mongers unless the dancer can carry on a non self centered conversation, flirt playfully and enjoy roaming hands that find her titties and pussy.

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twentyfive

Nobody will pay attention to your spelling or grammar if you're naked that's for sure ; )

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skibum609

My suspicion is that you would be a all hat and no cattle. Talk a great game, underperform, upsell and scam.

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K

Why wonder? Go for it. Based on your photos I think you would do very well . Come up to NJ and test the waters.

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Musterd21

Practically Perfect!!!! Just like Mary Poppins!

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ime

Struggle to pay your tip outs most likely

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GeneraI

I think you'd struggle. You have to make the guy feel like he's the only thing in the world that matters, even if the guy says he loves Trump. I think you wouldn't be able to bite your tongue if you think whatever the guy is talking about is wrong.

You also have to make the guys think you'd totally sleep with then if there just weren't all these damn rules. Today you seem pretty quick to tell your boy toys that nothing is going to happen.

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GeneraI

On the other hand...and forgive me if this comes across as totally racist, but your ethnicity appears to be middle eastern, which around Chicago, we don't see many girls with your "look" inside a strip club, so you might be the unicorn that guys have been looking for and maybe you'll make bank and you can still have disagreements with customers and they'll put up with it

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skibum609

Icey is right. Look at the attention she gets here, where she is the only female posting 99% of the time. That is easily extrapolated into a strip club where she'd only be working with 29 other women, some better looking, many far more experienced and many doing extras.

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chowder

A one a done-er. Chill the fuck out already. Don’t be an emotional wreck mixed in with bat-shit crazy. PL’s hit up clubs to escape/avoid these types of chicks.

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Nidan111

^^^^ lots of truth in that comment!

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gSteph

A tall, long haired, nicely shaped one. But you would have to learn tolerance of hands, boners, and opinions. And be able to smile while doing so. Tough work for some.

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Hank Moody

Seriously, you guys go to strip clubs for a girl’s personality? Pussies.

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Nidan111

@nicole. If you pay attention to this site, you could become the RICHEST STRIPPER on the planet. But, you need to start at least practicing sex. Lol

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crazyjoe

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!

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