Medical Update

Apr 10, 2019, 8:21 AM

Everything written by this member is a fact.

Damn, this is turning into a mini soap opera.

My friend just told me that he finally took your advice and went to the doctor to get checked out this morning. He said he could live with the other stuff since he got used to the stinging sensation and the green cum was only sporatic. He said that what made him decide to go is that he noticed some small bumps on the base of his shaft when he was jerking off.

The doc sent him immediately to get a full blood and semen panel. I have to go back in to get the results tomorrow.

This is the funny part of what my friend told me...

The doc asked him if he was willing to waive HIPAA regulations and consent to being a case study. What do you think I should tell him?

The doc also asked if my friend wanted a wingman the next time he goes out and if so to give him a call. He then gave him his cell number.

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twentyfive6 years ago

^ so if it’s your friend why do y’all make this statement

The doc sent him immediately to get a full blood and semen panel. I have to go back in to get the results tomorrow.< I don’t think that yoyhave any friends;)

flagooner6 years ago

Huh?

flagooner6 years ago

No, I meant that he has to go back tomorrow.

Sorry about the confusion.

twentyfive6 years ago

^Lol

MackTruck6 years ago

You are the soap opera. Sorry to hear about your medical woes

flagooner6 years ago

It's not me! It's my friend!

But thank you, I will pass along your sentiments.

MackTruck6 years ago

Haha do that

Cristobal6 years ago

Signing a waiver is always a bad idea.

JamesSD6 years ago

God don't be a case study

4got2wipe6 years ago

twentyfive, you’re going to feel foolish about implying that flagooner has no friends when you open up a new issue of New England Jounal of Medicine and see the case study entitled “flagooner’s friend: the totally non-brilliant things that happen when a flagooner jacks off into your fruitcup and you eat it accidentally”

rickdugan6 years ago

Flag, don't forget to come back and update us on the results you, er, I mean your friend receives today.

rickdugan6 years ago

Sometimes it's hard to keep all those usernames straight, isn't it flagy? ;)

Nidan1116 years ago

We all have little friends. Flagooner’s little friend is just suffering some ill fate. Holy shit, does mean that Flagooner’s ONLY FRIEND (the little man that does most of the symbiotic thinking) is turning against him? That would suck!