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Celebrity who should be a stripper

Apr 10, 2019, 2:11 PM
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Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.

We had a thread for this but comments are closed. tuscl.net I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. m.youtube.com

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flagooner

This is a fucking stupid topic.

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Hank Moody

Maybe. But that girl’s body is sick.

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Papi_Chulo

In her prime - Halle Berry

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Papi_Chulo

A young Kim Kardashian

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Papi_Chulo

Nikky Minaj

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flagooner

Any celebrity willing to give good milage. I'm not picky.

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Liwet

I think you just got distracted by her swinging hips. If any girl swings her hips in front of you, you're going to want to see her naked and fantasize about what it would be like if she was a stripper.

Nothing wrong with her looks in regards to stripping though.

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Hank Moody

Flag, I’m waiting for the comments to be closed on the ‘lock her down’ thread so I can start a new one of those.

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Papi_Chulo

In their heyday:

Victoria Principal

Sophia Loren

Sofia Vergara

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flagooner

^ Barbara Bach Barbara Eden Barbara Bush

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jackslash

I had not heard of Marina before. I would buy dances from her. Her backup singers aren't bad either.

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flagooner

I just looked at the youtube clip. Volume off. Nice rack.

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Clubber

Papi,

I knew Victoria Principal back in the '60s. :)

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Papi_Chulo

Catherine Bach (Daisy from The Dukes of Hazzard)

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flagooner

^ That's who I was thinking of when I wrote Barbara Bach, who was also hot.

How about Ellie Mae Clampett?

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flagooner

Hey @Papi How about Gabourey Sidibe?

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Muddy

Yeah that is girl is super hot. Terrible song though.

Man that Victoria principal some of those 70’s and 80’s gave me crazy wood.

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Muddy

*photos

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Warrior15

I think we had this exact same topic about 3 months ago. I said Alyssa Milano and flagooner was worried that I meant from the Who's the Boss days.

Alyssa Milano from the Charmed days was HOT.

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JamesSD

Alyssa Milano did some nude scenes in various movies right?

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flagooner

She was super hot on Melrose Place.

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goldmongerATL

Jessica Simpson.

And Nick Nolte.

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Liwet

Jennifer Love Hewitt actually said in an interview that she regretted not getting naked.

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ButterMan

A young jennifer love hewitt or alyssa milano would get a VIP from me!

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NJBalla

Rosario Dawson

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Marina has a good voice, although I do wonder if she banged a few producers to get that gig on the Seth Show.

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shadowcat

AOC. She learned so much about politics and government from being a bar tender. Just think how much more she could learn from being a stripper!

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GoVikings

Salma Hayek gets my vote

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Papi_Chulo

LOL @ shadowcat

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goldmongerATL

Cardi B. Oh wait ...

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Clubber

Vike,

Always a fave of mine!

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Evasparkling

Iggy Azalea...

She’s very sexy...

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Jascoi

so many good ones so far... how about manuela from ‘the price is right’?

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Longball300
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jsully63

Mary Anne Gilligans Island. She could cover herself in coconut cream pie and let you lick it off

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jsully63

^while Ginger is watching

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Hank Moody

@Icey - ‘young’ JLo? What’s the difference? That woman doesn’t age. Still just as hot as she was before you were born and she was dancing on In Living Color.

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kingcripple

Idk if marina counts as a celebrity

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crazyjoe

Why is everyone naming old wrinkly women?

I agree with Selma Hayek, Alyssa Milano, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Simpson, I would also add Kesha

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Call.Me.Ishmael

My list is all over the map.

  • Natalie Dormer
  • Amber Rose (who was a stripper)
  • Rosario Dawson
  • Scarlett Johansson
  • Karen Gillian

Ideally, in their prime (but I wouldn't toss them out of bed tonight...):

  • Maria Grazia Cucinotta
  • Monica Bellucci
  • Catherine Zeta-Jones

Way back in her prime:

  • Barbara Eden (now in her late 80s)
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goldmongerATL

Vanna White. We know she had the costumes from that shoot that ended up in Playboy.

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Jascoi

Ariana Grande ..... so fucking hot my opinion .

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Jascoi

IN should be right there before ‘my opinion’...
and how about that girl that did the song ‘Havana’...

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pistola

I’d by a dance from Scarlett Jo, she looks bangin done up

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NinoBambina

Meeeeeee! Don't forget about meeeeeee

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gammanu95

If you haven't already bought a subscription to Mr. Skin, I definitely recommend it. Anytime I see an actress or singer who is hot, and want to see naked, it's easy enough to check. Game of Thrones has been a fucking gold mine.

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flagooner

Dolly Parton. Has she ever bared those fun bags?

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