Celebrity who should be a stripper

Hank Moody
I'm fine. I'm disgusted with my life and myself, but I'm not unhappy about that.
We had a thread for this but comments are closed. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php… I saw a singer named Marina on Seth Meyers. She could... uh ... be ok. Gorgeous face and big, beautiful eyes. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxDTC1NkG…

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  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    This is a fucking stupid topic.
  • Hank Moody
    6 years ago
    Maybe. But that girl’s body is sick.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    In her prime - Halle Berry
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    A young Kim Kardashian
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Nikky Minaj
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Any celebrity willing to give good milage. I'm not picky.
  • Liwet
    6 years ago
    I think you just got distracted by her swinging hips. If any girl swings her hips in front of you, you're going to want to see her naked and fantasize about what it would be like if she was a stripper.

    Nothing wrong with her looks in regards to stripping though.

    https://i.imgur.com/rRCIdqK.jpg
  • Hank Moody
    6 years ago
    Flag, I’m waiting for the comments to be closed on the ‘lock her down’ thread so I can start a new one of those.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    In their heyday:

    Victoria Principal

    Sophia Loren

    Sofia Vergara
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^
    Barbara Bach
    Barbara Eden
    Barbara Bush
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    I had not heard of Marina before. I would buy dances from her. Her backup singers aren't bad either.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    I just looked at the youtube clip. Volume off. Nice rack.
  • Clubber
    6 years ago
    Papi,

    I knew Victoria Principal back in the '60s. :)
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Catherine Bach (Daisy from The Dukes of Hazzard)
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    ^ That's who I was thinking of when I wrote Barbara Bach, who was also hot.

    How about Ellie Mae Clampett?
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Hey @Papi
    How about Gabourey Sidibe?
  • Muddy
    6 years ago
    Yeah that is girl is super hot. Terrible song though.

    Man that Victoria principal some of those 70’s and 80’s gave me crazy wood.
  • Muddy
    6 years ago
    *photos
  • Warrior15
    6 years ago
    I think we had this exact same topic about 3 months ago. I said Alyssa Milano and flagooner was worried that I meant from the Who's the Boss days.

    Alyssa Milano from the Charmed days was HOT.
  • JamesSD
    6 years ago
    Alyssa Milano did some nude scenes in various movies right?
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    She was super hot on Melrose Place.
  • goldmongerATL
    6 years ago
    Jessica Simpson.

    And Nick Nolte.
  • Liwet
    6 years ago
    Jennifer Love Hewitt actually said in an interview that she regretted not getting naked.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF6PQJiX…
  • ButterMan
    6 years ago
    A young jennifer love hewitt or alyssa milano would get a VIP from me!
  • NJBalla
    6 years ago
    Rosario Dawson

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v…

    Marina has a good voice, although I do wonder if she banged a few producers to get that gig on the Seth Show.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    AOC. She learned so much about politics and government from being a bar tender. Just think how much more she could learn from being a stripper!
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Salma Hayek gets my vote
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Ariana Grande
    Young JLo
    Young Sarah Michelle Gellar
    Michelle Trachtenberg
    Nicki Minaj
    Lola Leon
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    LOL @ shadowcat
  • goldmongerATL
    6 years ago
    Cardi B. Oh wait ...
  • Clubber
    6 years ago
    Vike,

    Always a fave of mine!
  • Evasparkling
    6 years ago
    Iggy Azalea...

    She’s very sexy...
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    so many good ones so far... how about manuela from ‘the price is right’?
  • Longball300
    6 years ago
    Easy enough since she has played one:

    https://www.celebjihad.com/eva-amurri-ma…
  • jsully63
    6 years ago
    Mary Anne Gilligans Island. She could cover herself in coconut cream pie and let you lick it off
  • jsully63
    6 years ago
    ^while Ginger is watching
  • Hank Moody
    6 years ago
    @Icey - ‘young’ JLo? What’s the difference? That woman doesn’t age. Still just as hot as she was before you were born and she was dancing on In Living Color.
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    I looked it up, she really doesn't look that different since then....
  • kingcripple
    6 years ago
    Idk if marina counts as a celebrity
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    Why is everyone naming old wrinkly women?

    I agree with Selma Hayek, Alyssa Milano, Sofia Vergara, Jessica Simpson, I would also add Kesha
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    My list is all over the map.

    - Natalie Dormer
    - Amber Rose (who was a stripper)
    - Rosario Dawson
    - Scarlett Johansson
    - Karen Gillian

    Ideally, in their prime (but I wouldn't toss them out of bed tonight...):

    - Maria Grazia Cucinotta
    - Monica Bellucci
    - Catherine Zeta-Jones

    *Way* back in her prime:

    - Barbara Eden (now in her late 80s)
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    None of you are mentioning Ariana Grande...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg9GgkCS…
  • goldmongerATL
    6 years ago
    Vanna White. We know she had the costumes from that shoot that ended up in Playboy.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    Ariana Grande ..... so fucking hot my opinion .
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    IN should be right there before ‘my opinion’...
    and how about that girl that did the song ‘Havana’...
  • Icey
    6 years ago
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    I’d by a dance from Scarlett Jo, she looks bangin done up
  • NinoBambina
    6 years ago
    Meeeeeee! Don't forget about meeeeeee
  • gammanu95
    6 years ago
    If you haven't already bought a subscription to Mr. Skin, I definitely recommend it. Anytime I see an actress or singer who is hot, and want to see naked, it's easy enough to check. Game of Thrones has been a fucking gold mine.
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Dolly Parton.
    Has she ever bared those fun bags?
  • Icey
    6 years ago
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