Almost caught.

22 comments

• ATACdawg

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  5 years ago

  I call HUMBLE BRAG, lol!
• 3131

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  5 years ago

  Nice. A common fear of anyone that partakes
• rickdugan

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  5 years ago

  To be still chugging along like shadow 30 years from now is my ultimate goal. He can humble brag all he wants as far as I'm concerned. ;)
• Prim0

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  5 years ago

  Close calls only add to the excitement!
• Muddy

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  5 years ago

  I’d assume they are not gonna really fuck with a big time regular like SC anyway at Follies.
• Summit21

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  5 years ago

  Interesting the exact thing happened to me and the bouncer didnt even care. Stripper said she would give him the money after.
• Warrior15

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  5 years ago

  Had to chuckle at this one Shadow. If you don't want to be recognized, bury your face in the girl's crotch.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  Just another day.
  
  Classic.
• Countryman5434

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  5 years ago

  Lol
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  LMAO if I were a strip club bouncer my eyes would be trained to simply not focus at customer crotch areas. The dude has probably seen enough wrinkled ball sacks by "accident" that he's trained his eyes not to even look.
• skibum609

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  5 years ago

  Reminds me of a funny comment a blouncer made to me at Desires a couple of months ago after a great CR. He said: "You cannot imagine how hard I tried to imagine it was your hand smackjing her ass and not your pelvis."
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  ^ ROFLMAO
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  I guarantee you VIP Bouncers have great stories.
• Cristobal

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  5 years ago

  It seems a few involving @shadowcat
• doctorevil

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  5 years ago

  A while back a dancer showed me a picture she took of a guy who fell asleep in VIP with his dick out. Note to self: never fall asleep in VIP with dick out.
• Tiredtraveler

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  5 years ago

  I had the house mom at Cadillac Lounge in Providence stick her head in and the cutie had me half swallowed. This was right after the big bust at the pink palace.
  The girl left shortly there after for Florida (she had told me earlier she was moving, It was fall in RI and she was tired of the cold)
• Papi_Chulo

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  5 years ago

  I avoid being caught by hiding my penis in her vagina - it just so happens I'm able to hide it all the way in
• 4got2wipe

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  5 years ago

  Aces humblebrag!
• SirLapdancealot

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  5 years ago

  Nothing to hide, nothing to prove, nothing to lose.
• Book Guy

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  5 years ago

  The room was dark, I couldn't have seen anything anyway ... honest, officer, true and honestly honest ...
• Nidan111

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  5 years ago

  @Papi. For some reason, I envy you. Lol.
• Jascoi

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  5 years ago

  I mentioned my experience once before. got escorted out by the manager. and banned for three months.