Yesterday the bouncer stuck his head into the VIP room to make sure the dancer had paid the room fee. My pants were down around my knees but I don't think he recognized me because she was standing over me with her crotch covering my face. WHEW!
LMAO if I were a strip club bouncer my eyes would be trained to simply not focus at customer crotch areas. The dude has probably seen enough wrinkled ball sacks by "accident" that he's trained his eyes not to even look.
Reminds me of a funny comment a blouncer made to me at Desires a couple of months ago after a great CR. He said: "You cannot imagine how hard I tried to imagine it was your hand smackjing her ass and not your pelvis."
A while back a dancer showed me a picture she took of a guy who fell asleep in VIP with his dick out. Note to self: never fall asleep in VIP with dick out.
I had the house mom at Cadillac Lounge in Providence stick her head in and the cutie had me half swallowed. This was right after the big bust at the pink palace. The girl left shortly there after for Florida (she had told me earlier she was moving, It was fall in RI and she was tired of the cold)
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The girl left shortly there after for Florida (she had told me earlier she was moving, It was fall in RI and she was tired of the cold)