Yesterday the bouncer stuck his head into the VIP room to make sure the dancer had paid the room fee. My pants were down around my knees but I don't think he recognized me because she was standing over me with her crotch covering my face. WHEW!
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Almost caught.
Apr 5, 2019, 6:53 AM
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Nice. A common fear of anyone that partakes
To be still chugging along like shadow 30 years from now is my ultimate goal. He can humble brag all he wants as far as I'm concerned. ;)
Close calls only add to the excitement!
I’d assume they are not gonna really fuck with a big time regular like SC anyway at Follies.
Interesting the exact thing happened to me and the bouncer didnt even care. Stripper said she would give him the money after.
Had to chuckle at this one Shadow. If you don't want to be recognized, bury your face in the girl's crotch.
Just another day.
Classic.
LMAO if I were a strip club bouncer my eyes would be trained to simply not focus at customer crotch areas. The dude has probably seen enough wrinkled ball sacks by "accident" that he's trained his eyes not to even look.
Reminds me of a funny comment a blouncer made to me at Desires a couple of months ago after a great CR. He said: "You cannot imagine how hard I tried to imagine it was your hand smackjing her ass and not your pelvis."
^ ROFLMAO
I guarantee you VIP Bouncers have great stories.
It seems a few involving @shadowcat
A while back a dancer showed me a picture she took of a guy who fell asleep in VIP with his dick out. Note to self: never fall asleep in VIP with dick out.
I had the house mom at Cadillac Lounge in Providence stick her head in and the cutie had me half swallowed. This was right after the big bust at the pink palace. The girl left shortly there after for Florida (she had told me earlier she was moving, It was fall in RI and she was tired of the cold)
I avoid being caught by hiding my penis in her vagina - it just so happens I'm able to hide it all the way in
Aces humblebrag!
Nothing to hide, nothing to prove, nothing to lose.
The room was dark, I couldn't have seen anything anyway ... honest, officer, true and honestly honest ...
@Papi. For some reason, I envy you. Lol.
I mentioned my experience once before. got escorted out by the manager. and banned for three months.
I call HUMBLE BRAG, lol!