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Another Medical Question

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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.

Actually I don't know if this is a question for medical or extermination advice.

A friend of mine (yes, it's the same guy as before) told me that his crotch started to itch a couple days after visiting TJ. This morning he noticed a few little critters down there that look a lot like tics only light brown in color instead of black, and quite a bit smaller.

He said he hasn't been hiking lately so he doesn't know where they came from. He also wants to know how to get rid of them.

Do you have any idea what I should tell him?

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shadowcat

Pour gasoline on them and then light them on fire.

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twentyfive

^ Scratch that itch, those little critters are usually found in fruitcups that have been sitting out too long.

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MackTruck

You hang around with the wrong girls

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JamesSD

Sounds like crabs, he should see a doctor.

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drewcareypnw

Bro. A strip club list is for getting INTO trouble. Tell your “buddy” to go to the doctor to get OUT of trouble. Your buddy may be interested to know that condoms also don’t protect against warts or herpes.

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shadowcat
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Nidan111

Grow your ... eh hem.... his finger nails extra long. Makes it much easier to scratch.

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4got2wipe

Listermint!

That stuff is brilliant! It’ll get rid of the pubic critters and leave you...ahem, your friend...with a minty fresh taint.

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Muddy

It’ll buff

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Clubber

Giant chiggers!

You can get relief if you take antihistamine pills or use a cold compress. Chigger bites usually get better on their own.

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