sinclair's Review
I went to Miceli’s Corner on a Saturday at 17:30. Dancers typically hit the stage by 18:00, and the club starts demanding a $5 cover after 18:00. A can of Sincweiser was $3.50. It was not as cold as I would have liked on a hot day; it seemed like it was only refrigerated for an hour or two. The club serves Pepsi soft drinks from its bar gun. A twelve ounce glass of soda with ice was $4.50. Surprisingly, beer is cheaper than soda here. The club is out in the middle of nowhere. I was barely able to get 3G cell phone service inside. About half of the dozen or so patrons were bikers.
There is an eight-stool bar on the left side of the room. A large rectangle island stage with two poles occupies the middle right of the large room. The bathrooms are near the entrance. The men’s room smelled like a campground outhouse. It could use better ventilation. There is no VIP room or private area for lap dances. Any lap dances you may get are done on the main floor. There is no set price for table dances; the price is whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Dancers did not actively go around the room selling table dances. A few dancers were eager to give a fat regular back massages for a tip. Miceli’s Corner seems to be all about the stage show.
Dancers do three song sets on stage. There was very little contact at the stage. The most contact I got was pulling on a dancer’s g-string to slide in her stage tip. All the dancers were in their 30’s and possibly early 40’s. I could easily tell that four out of the five dancers had tossed a kid.
--Sinclair Dancer Sheet--
Anna: White, brown hair, thick/curvy, natural D cups, big tattoo on left hip, big tattoo under right boob, 5.
Faith: White, blonde, tan skin, large C cups, baby damage, would guess north of 40, 5.
Mel: Native American, wavy black hair, chubby, small B cups, right arm tattoo sleeve, 4.5.
Olivia: White, black hair, saggy small C cups, covered in tattoos: both arms, both legs, and stomach, had kid, would guess late 30’s, 4.
???: Black, fake D cups, script tattoo on right side, baby damage that is tucked in with pantyhose, 4.5.
Right now, Miceli’s Corner is only open on Fridays and Saturdays. I was told they may open up on additional days like Thursdays and Wednesdays as the hunting season approaches. The club is still recovering from the COVID-19 pandemic. They were forced to shut down by the state twice already. The club has a kitchen where they make hamburgers and other munchies, but they are keeping it closed for now because they had to throw away their food inventory twice already when they were shut down and don’t want to risk the same outcome a third time. I don’t think I will ever return to this club. I didn’t find any of the dancers attractive and not having private dances is a deal breaker.
