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Cover Girls

Houston, Texas

Just okay... Nothing to tell your mom about!

I spent the evening as a guest patron of cover girls. first off the exterior is the Tacky Roman theme with statues. A little over the top is putting it mildly. Walk through the front…

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Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Post Race Visit

Was in town visiting friends to go races at Gulfstream and we stopped in after for a few drinks. Cover was $10. Place was clean and staff was friendly. We grabbed seats set back from…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A few good dancers, mostly retirees

I stopped in at lunchtime on a Tuesday. I’m usually a day shift guy and decided that I’d try and see what $10 Tuesdays are like. I got there right at noon and…

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OT: Gronk may not be as dumb as people make him out to be

Supposedly he's been very disciplined about paying himself first - i.e. supposedly he's saved his entire career football salary and just lived off of what his endorsements paid him: https://www.insideedition.com/financial-expert-says-savers-should-follow-rob-gronkowski-51871

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Nope

I was coming from a show next door at the improv theater and the second i walked in the girl at the door called security. I should have left after i saw that but I'm…

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TUSCL hanging up ?

Has TUSCL been hanging up for you at times today, sometimes not even being able to connect?

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Empty expectations

I have not stopped in Mario's for quite some time. I have heard the lap dances have gone up from 20 to $25, but not much else has changed. 4 of us entered just after…

Pearls Cabaret

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Daytime is so random

Spent several afternoons here recently. No cover charge. Beers $4 and $3 at happy hour. Bartenders are usually the hottest girls in the bar. One y’all red head is hot and does private dances on…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Good trip to the Dome!

This review is from a few months ago so sorry if it’s not 100% up to date. I have driven past this place a few times when working in the area, but rarely stay overnight…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Another brisk trip through Mempho

This place is best option for me for distance and the area. I guess Memphis was pretty awesome once upon a time, but for the most part that was prior to the start of my…

Starz

Gardena, California

What's up with Starz

So I like to drop in on Starz early Monday evenings. During the early evening (6:30 to 8 pm is my guess) you can get two drinks for one dollar more than the original.…

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Good "extras" clubs in the Orange County area?

Good evening gents, I'm going to be in Anaheim in about three weeks for a short trip. Are there any clubs worth checking out that have some dancers who like to go that extra mile, so to speak? From what I've…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

The Wheel Keeps Turning...

Visited here on a weeknight in March. I arrived about 9:30 w a small bottle of vodka (BYOB/full nude club). Club was pretty empty. 2-3 dancers, about that many customers (more of each in the…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Returned to see what’s up

First visit to follies in over a year! Bad reviews have prevented me from going out of my way to get there, but with the uptrend of comments, I felt like it was time.... this…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not 10's but very talented!

So, checked this place out on a Friday night. Area of town looked sketchy (my first time in Philli) but it was fine. No probs in or out of the club. Just…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Nice place and BYOB

So the nice thing about Temptations is that you get to bring your own liquor as they don’t serve it inside. Lap dances in the main stage are $10 and girls will come up and ask…

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Who was looking for Chanel in COI?

Saw her name up on Synn's roll call today. Go enjoy

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Diamond in the rough

Stopped in this little spot on the way home from work. A little out of the way but there is a security guard and nice staff. The place is a little rough with a typical…

Fantasy's at the Beach

Fort Myers Beach, Florida

So so...

First SC experience in this city as I am more apt to be an east coast visitor when in Fla. Small cover and very reasonable beer prices. This is quite a small club which seems more…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

The place is a dump, but the ending was happier than expected

I checked into Divas on a Wednesday night in January. It was around 8 or 9PM and nothing was happening. The few girls there were not attractive. I rate them all under 5. The place…

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You might be a pathetic loser if?

You open up a separate bank account just for mongering.

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Meth addict stripper, 22, admits to becoming a drug mule because she wasn't earn

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6879281/Meth-addict-stripper-22-admits-drug-mule-wasnt-earning-money.html

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Meaning/connotation of "Go-Go"

The recent discussion about the heavy dollar parade clubs in the northeast/mid-atlantic brings up an interesting point. To me and most of my real life friends & family who sc, the type of club that has a full bar completely…

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It looks like there is hope for those who want to add some length to their penis

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a27010304/i-tried-penis-extender-traction/?src=nl&source=nl&utm_source=nl_mnl&utm_medium=email&date=040219&utm_campaign=16448982

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Bitcoin...

... is up about 40% since I made the last thread on February 24th. In comparison, the S&P 500 is up about 3% since then. If this trend continues, where do you think I will get a greater return--in Bitcoin,…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Great stage show

Arrived around 11pm. They have free valet parking. I had purchased entrance cover from deja vu website. The club was busy with approx 25 Dancers.I took a seat close to the stage. It had a…

Old Town Strip Club

Vilnius, Lithuania

much more expensive than U.S.

the 25 euro entry fee was reasonable; the girls were pretty and nice; however, I had a serious problem when I realized that each girl comes up after her dance and asks for a…

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Nicole diaries #8: NEWSFLASH: I don't want to become an attorney to be rich. I w

That's what my repsonse was to this guy Who said " oh..you want to be a lawyer..youre gonna be rich , like nah.....thats not my goal... #future boss bitch litigator and that's not even gonna be my job it'll be my…

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Nicole diaries #7: the fact that intrlligence is seenas an INHERENTLY MALE quali

No.I'm not complaining that women aren't seen as smart, bc they are. So don't try me because you wont win at that lmao. I'm complaining that intelligence is seen as inhernetly male

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Bad Hugger day

Hugger facilities have been reviewed on many occasions, suffice to say they have not changed, nor will they anytime soon. Mom was attentive behind the bar. Dancers, well that’s another story. Only 5 working so…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Very good

So, I'm from KY and I must say you guys have high standards. This club in KY would be an 11! On this particular day there were too many dancers to count, all 6-10's in my…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Better than I remember

I initially was going to try Macs 2, but as I was walking toward the door a couple guys came out and warned me not to waste my time. They said they had to pay…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

My first no-show on the Block

There is a new (or at least new to me in my ten years of visiting the Block) blonde with double Ds who works here. Towards the end of the night, I flirted with…

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Is this normal stripper behavior?

Hello, I've been going to strip clubs fairly frequently for about three years now and love it. I've even started dating and hooking up with dancers and have found that I prefer them to girls I used to meet in…

Private Dancer

Columbus, Ohio

Had a great time

Arrived shortly after they opened. Security advised us to move down a couple parking spots so our vehicle wouldn't get damaged when the crowds started coming in. $10 cover to get in the door which…

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OTC girl didn't like hotel choice

When I am traveling, I usually stay in nice places, so this never comes up with road OTC. But when I am taking girls out locally, I use a simple notel. It'sclean and not one generally used by the local…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Still good, barely.

I was in from midnight on Tuesday, 04/02/2019. There were more customers than dancers. I counted 10 - 12 dancers and 15 customers and counting as guys were still coming in. No one was on stage…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

SATURDAY..... March Madness?!

Lots of TV sports on this day. March Madness, Tigers, Red Wings. Bogarts seemed like a good place to keep up with the current events in the "sporting world" . Not a bad choice, for…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Still great

Back for another trip to DD.. went looking for my favorite dancer Sandy.. she was there and as always looking amazing. Dd always has turnover with the ladies but there are still a few regulars…

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Review Approvals/Rejects

I was just looking at a Florida review of a place I have visited a few times over many years. The review was rather lacking, in my opinion, especially since I've visited the club. I looked at that review and a…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Slow day at Perfect 10

I decided to hit up Perfect 10 for their $2 Tuesday. I got in around 3:00. I had never been before. I don't know what I was expecting, but the club is pretty small. Two…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews

Darlene or one of the dancers is reading the reviews and commenting. https://www.tuscl.net/profile-review-comments.php?id=614357&s=1

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LAP DANCES NOW UNLAWFUL, STATE ATTORNEY WARNS OF ‘SLIPPERY SLOPE’

Israel has outlawed lap dances. When I was in Tel Aviv in 2017, I found a number of strip clubs, one of which was in a very nice area about a 10-minute walk from my 5-star hotel.…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

50/50

After an absence of several years I stopped in for a Monday lunch because I wanted to see some titties, and I was only mildly disappointed. There were 5 girls there, 3 made the…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Weekday visit

I had not been in awhile, so went to check it out. Although not much to look at, the girls are friendly at least. They can get chatty and are not too pushy. Sometimes that…

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Controversial strip club moves to West Omaha

"Nude dancers will perform from 6 p.m. to 5 a.m. seven days a week." https://www.wowt.com/content/news/Controversial-strip-club-moves-to-West-Omaha-508033371.html

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where’s SlickSpic?

been over a year...

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Haven’t gotten the full feel yet

This was my 2-3 time at this particular place. Decided to stop over since I was out and had a touch of time. Ladies in there were pretty good looking. On my scale, there were…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A slow tuesday

I came in on Tuesday around 11pm. There is a about 4 girls here tonight. 2 for 1 dos equis. $5 cover charge. I was very disappointed. I have been here on slow night but…

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Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers stick to envelopes?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday afternoon visot

I went in a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. Both stages were in use, and there were probably 15 dancers working. Dancers would start at the side stage for one song…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Can usually find something to like

Went to blue moon and there was only new girls that didn’t seem to know the routine so I bailed and got dinner and then up to 44 and Thomas. Paid the $10 cover sat…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Friday Evening Shenanigans

Had a weekend trip in Vegas with a few of my buddies and decided what better way to begin a night of shenanigans than with a quick visit to a strip club. After doing some…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Monday night training

I stopped by this time not expecting much. I threw some cash for the stage dancers, but found that the first 4 that I saw were first timers. They were eager but definitely need to…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Monday Evening at Lustys

Driving back from some business in Cleveland, I decided to stop by Lusty's to see what was available. I normally go in the afternoon when Jaime is working, but I got there around 7:30…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Sundowners goes downhill

I am from the states and visit with my wife once a year for a couple nights. Sundowners has always been a favorite of ours. We went on a Sunday night which we have on…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Won't be back

I went to this club after leaving a club nearby. There is a bouncer outside and ropes along the sidewalk so I would assume there is a line to get in at some prime…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Monday Night and new Friends

I ended up going to Little Darlings on a Monday evening with some new friends I had meet at a Whiskey Tasting in Vegas as they had purchased a package and had room. When…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice stop on my way home

I had heard a lot of good things about this club, and it was only a very slight detour off my route from Greenville NC to Alexandria VA. I got to the club at…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Interesting club but still not worth revisiting

Arriving The club is located in a convenient area. Close to the freeway and gas stations all around. Fairly easy to get to with google maps I even pass by it when going to the mall.…

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Farewell Friend

In my Vietnamese Bikini Coffee Shop days I befriended a beautiful, aspiring Cosplay model who introduced me to a group of amateur mongers who would later become my close friends. One of the mongers, who provided me solid advice on the…

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Synn COI Chanel Still There?

I visited with Chanel at Synn in City Of Industry last time I was there a few months ago. But she hasn't been on the schedule for a while. Is Chanel still working there? Somewhere else?

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The King of Clubs

100% worth a visit while in TJ. Took a while to develope a good rythym but after several mulitiple day visits since 2015, I’m now dialed in. Talent - HK has a gal (multiple) for…

Diamonds Show Club BYOB

San Antonio, Texas

Afternoon at Blush

Went in on a thursday afternoon before my flight around 3 pm. The sign outside said 2 for 1 dances before 7pm. That was not the case when I went in. I only got dances…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worst ever strip club

I don't understand why would they running this club. I went to purple orchid on a Monday at 11 PM. Entry was $5. Ordered for a beer and it costed me $7(Insane for a stupid…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Fine but I was hoping for more

Out there in the suburbs of the vast metropolis of Traverse City lies Fantasies. Last time I was there, I came after winning at the casino. I did it again last time.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Hang in there follies

Follies seems to be the same to me. I've been reading the previous reviews about the changes being made such as outside lines during the day and mandatory drink minimums but i haven't experienced this…

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Tarpbaby304

Anyone heard from her ? She said she would be gone for a while.

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Pleasant Visit for A Visitor From Out of Town

I was visiting Portland for work and thought that I would take advantage of some free time I had on my last day in town. I selected the club based on the TUSCL score and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Nice place and doesn't change

I haven't been to the club for years and stopped in. Nothing has changed at all. Beautiful place and comfortable atmosphere. The girls are mostly attractive and they still have the spiral…

Showtime Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chica's Sister Club

So...........I had heard about Tubo Tubo for a few months now, and decided to finally stop in! I arrived on Thursday March 21st right after midnight. I pulled into the lot (only a few cars…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Good time

I am a little late with the review. I went there about a month ago. I was on bussiness trip in the area. I check the reviews on clubs aroud, and decided to go there because…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Cheap to drink at...

Tuesday is you call it for $2.50, Crown and below. Arrived at 7:00 to catch the shift change. Walked in the door and had a double crown and Mich Ultra within 10 min for…

Club Onyx

Charlotte, North Carolina

Cool but not really my vibe

A buddy and I decided to visit Onyx while in town. We took an Uber and avoided the car search scenario, assuming that still happens. When we pulled up, a couple of cops were standing…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Bigger is not better

My friends and I have been going to Dallas cabaret north for some time. That is an excellent black dive club. We thought we should check out their sister club, the original Dallas cabaret. This place…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

All that glitters is not gold

Came here with some friends because one of them had fond memories of this dive from over a decade ago. My friend regaled us with stories of how mix raced girls would let him finger…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

If this is the best Fort Worth has to offer.....oof

I was in town for business, saw positive reviews on here and decided to venture out for some fun after a long day. Overall, my experience was luckluster, but I'll try and paint the picture…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

Good times in Chucktown

I was in town on business and wanted a little live entertainment. The reviews were good for this place and I was not disappointed in the ladies. I came around 8 and at first I…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Surprisingly Dead for a Saturday Afternoon

Pulled into the lot with most car spaces taken by the building, so I thought it would be busy. Walked in, no cover as always, no ID check or scan, but did get a pat…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Usual experience

Got here around noon. $12 is the cover charge. It is a small club with few girls and fewer customers. I saw two regulars in Maya and Lilly. Rest of the girls seems very new.…

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Vignettes: When Civvies Behave Like Strippers

For most of us the appeal of strip clubs is that they play to our fantasy of having a beautiful, sexy woman who we don’t even know behave like she is desperate to get us undressed and to lovingly drain…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Eye candy. Nice dances.

I took Uber. Not sure if parking was free... but it appears so No cover at 4pm on Sunday. *( nice surprise) Drinks were 2 for 1. Double Jim beam was 12ish? Bottle water was $5 The…

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How are you guys

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

mundane visit at best

Okay, I have mixed feelings about this place. This used to be my go to strip club because of the dancers. They are known to put in a-lot of work with variety of flavors ;)…

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If Popular People have such Good Social Skills?

Then why is it that they are constantly getting drinking and getting drunk? Whenever I've been around them they are constantly drinking. Whether its going to a party and drinking there, going to a bar and drinking there, or even…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to normal

This was my first post Cactus League visit of the year. I got there at Noon and it was pretty empty. Parking lot about one fourth filled. By the time I left at 2:30, the club…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Typical Day at DV

Stopped by with a time limit of 30 minutes. I was actually looking for "Kennedy" but haven't been able to get there when she's there. Decided to sit down and have a quick drink to…

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Meeting in Jun or July ???

Heard something may be brewing in Vegas ? True?

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Continues to be tonedeaf

So I used to be a regular of this place several years ago. It has it's great points (women always dressed classy, great talent given the terrible area in which it resides, good food, good…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

After a Very Long Time...

Stopped in here on Monday afternoon, 4/1/19, after at least a 10 year hiatus from this place, and no, this is not an April Fools write-up... Used to stop here regularly when work assignments…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow sunday for the girls, but good for the patrons

I stopped by around 7PM after my travels from NJ. Decided to take my seat, grab a beer and see what the day would bring in terms of talent. Side not before I get started,…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

One last time....never again

The Admiral is still one of the better clubs in terms of aesthetics but other than that please read below for my price breakdown..the club itself is very nice from the inside but that's where…

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RIP - AAF

Another pro football league bites the dust : http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/26423928/aaf-immediately-suspend-operations?platform=amp

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Centrevile Ill 2AMer.

CENTREVILLE, Ill. – An investigation is underway after a man was found shot to death in the parking lot of a Centreville strip club early Tuesday morning. When police arrived, they found 23-year-old Rodnathan Crumble with gunshot wounds. He was rushed…

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Not a Floriduh story!

A Rising City man tried to pay for an hourlong private dance at a Lincoln strip club with counterfeit $100 bills last week, a police spokeswoman said. An employee at The Foxy Gentleman's Club, 1823 O St., called police just before…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

After I left Wackos..........

Went to wackos first, to see all the fuss. Didn't get the Cuban harassment but no one gave me a look either but anyway on to Sins. Went in around 3 or 4ish. One girl…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ok Wednesday in March

Its was slow day at dayshift, really wasn't any customers at all. Ran into some of favorites like Elizabeth and winter. But I was in the mode for something different, so I started talking to…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Decent Time

So, with the recent shut down at Boogie Nights I’ve been forced to travel outside of my safe spot (ironic, I know). Jimmys is the next logical place for me. Still small enough for me,…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Boring weeknight

I had a boring weeknight in Birmingham for work so checked out the Furnace. I Ubered there from a downtown hotel and was a little surprised to see it in the middle of a seemingly…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Not bad for Jackson, MS

I've been here once before but it was a few years ago so I figured I'd check it out to see if it had changed any. I arrived around 10:30pm and was a little…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Clean up on aisle 6

Haven't been in a while so i decided to stop in a few times, one was friday early afternoon and no girls or other customers were there so i quickly left, the other 2 times…

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A few more...

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q What's…

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The Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room at the convent. They are warned however, by Mother Superior, that they are not to get so much as a drop of paint on their habits. They are unsure of how to…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Surprisingly...... it was OK

I had already lowered my expectations. Wasn’t expecting much, but thought I’d give it a try. Seemed the best of the 3 local options. Stopped by early evening Wednesday 7pm ish Stayed an hour or so. Parking…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

always quality to choose from

Like the fact it is open in the afternoon and seems to have a bigger selection of girls than in the night. Easy access off of route 80. Parked in the small lot in front of…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Even the Flies Had Left....

Visited on a Sunday late afternoon on my way back from a meeting, needed a little stress relief and no time for the drive to COI. I've visited this club occasionally over several years, and…

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Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think...

Ever been fingering a stripper, look down at your hand and think, yeah that'll fit? Then just go for it? Did that for the first time over the weekend lol.

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Three Year Old Review

I just rejected a review that started out like this: “was on weekend visit in Chattanooga back in summer 2016 when i stopped here” WTF? A review from a visit three years ago? At least he was honest. If he…

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Sometimes the Sexiest Women Are the Ones You CAN’T See

Women around the world work hard to get our attention. They shave their legs, their pits and (some of them) their koochies. They spend lots of time and money on their hair and their makeup. Women put themselves on display…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Secret at Ricks

I marked "unknown" for a few of the sections because this is about multiple trips. I've gone in a few times over the past months, some days, some nights, but I often come across a…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Not my cup of Whiskey

Went with some clients who were in from out of town. First off I will say there were a good selection of girls and most were very attractive. The vibe just wasn't…

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Why I Choose To Work As A Stripper Despite Being A Magna Cum Laude College Gradu

"A few years ago, I graduated with honors from a prestigious private university where I had received a full-tuition scholarship. And for over two years, I have been working as a stripper." https://www.huffpost.com/entry/college-graduate-stripper_n_5c93dc5ae4b057f733080fba

DJ's Were People Once Too, or Last Night a DJ Banged Your Wife

If you polled the non-DJ contingent of folks who patron a strip club, the overwhelming opinion of them is that they're sub-human, walking STD's, whos larynxs have been cloned from Casey Kasem's crack addicted bizarro-world doppleganger, destined for an arguably classier career move operating the tilt-a-whirl at county fairs and town anniversaries BFE-wide after they've overstayed their scrotum in every booth within commuting range of the Toyota Celica of Theseus they double park in the "rock star" spaces nearest to the door of your favorite wife and familial obligation avoidance establishment. Which is a humorously try-hard manner of saying practically anyone who likes strip clubs HATES strip club DJ's, or at least barely tolerates them, or has evolved a psychological…

Stripper Talent: Old Vs New

Working in the industry you know the clubs have a High turnover ratio. In my area Centerfolds is still the top club followed by Deja Vu and Pure Gold. Yes Club Fantasy is still open but only on select days. That however doesn't matter not for this article anyway. It's important for clubs to always add new talent and keep fresh faces for the customers who are new and some of the old ones enjoy it as well. However when you add so much new talent it takes away from the girls who have been working in the club for not only months but years. When you hire girls who shouldn't be dancing it also takes away from customers wanting…

Strip Club Memories Part 1 1969-1972

Recent life events got me to thinking about a lot of things in my history, part of it was the early strip club experience. Hard to believe so many years have gone by and all the changes, but to the memories! My first visit to a strip club was in San Diego, well it really was a burlesque venue. Some friends told me about this "place" so we went, paid our admission, and sat thru an old comedian, telling old tired jokes. Then the stripper came out, she had an elaborate costume that came off in pieces over several songs, to reveal an old tired body, topless at the end of several songs, but kept on her…

10 Years with the Same Stripper

A Day in the Life of... On this site I’ve previously chronicled my adventures, mis-adventures, thrills and many tragedies which have occurred with one stripper and me. I’ve had fantastic times and so many mis-steps that I’ve been led to years of psychotherapy, soul searching, financial troubles and yet, on one level, I don’t regret it. The purpose of this article is to document some of the good times, some of the mistakes I made, and elicit some humor from the faults I’ve experienced and help others avoid similar steps in the dog poo of life with a stripper. Briefly, an introduction: I’m approaching my mid 70’s, have had a very rewarding career, was married to my late wife for 49 years,…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Good with the bad

So I remember visiting this club a few years back and it was popping. It was packed with customers and girls and it was like a big party all night till it closed which was…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Good venue, expensive, smokey

My first time at Centerfolds, it's a nice venue. Cozy but quality, with a good stage in the middle and a rail around the outside. I also like that you can walk up to the…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Second chance

I was in the neighborhood on a Saturday night, so I decided to give Sin Rock another chance when it was actually busy. It was fairly crowded, hard to find a place to sit actually. The…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Consistent.

Stopped by Bottom’s Up around 4pm on a Thursday and stayed for about two hours. On this trip, there were eight dancers. Of the names I can remember: Ashley (40s, goth, big fakes, lots of tattoos),…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Is this a go go bar?

Second time checking this place out. Saw a decent amount of cars in the lot so was expecting a kinda busy bar. Right when I walk in, all I see is 1 dancer, the bartender…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Great time in the afternoon

This place is a little out of my way but has been worth the trip before, so I thought I'd give it a go on an afternoon. Glad I did. Per usual, the bartenders are…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

fun spot

Stopped in one afternoon the place has a large rectangular bar with a pool table in the back. The girls have two poles in the center of the bar. the drinks were reasonably…

New Lido is not Old Lido, but still the Best Deal in Town

While I still miss Old Lido with its cool vibe, New Lido has a lot to offer and is a great value. I went there on Friday night with 3 friends from work.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Day shift getting better?

Visited Thursday around noon. Had a Quick bite to eat before looking around. (Baby Dolls has a great lunch buffet served up for free each afternoon.). After eating I checked out the dancers on all the…

Green Girl Saloon

Westminster, California

Quiet Bar

This is a bikini bar. No lap dances here. No entrance fee. First time here. There were only three girls tonight. Brittney was the first to greet me and gave me my $4 beer. We talked…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I got played by a scammer

I visited PM on the Thursday before St. Patrick’s day weekend, early evening around 6pm. The parking wasn’t that bad that I had to walk too far from the building. The security guard on duty was…

Adult Emporium

San Diego, California

Worth a Shot

This place is excellent when it comes to adult movies (as they have a huge collection) and toys. The people working in there are very nice and courteous. They also have a bunch of private…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Weak Friday Night

Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100 VIP with a…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Either I was duped or they’re morons!

This place was easily one of the best and most beloved strip clubs in the country. Not because it was the nicest facility, not because they had the beat talent, but because of…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Back to the Jet

I've been coming here a long time. It used to be the best club in town due to about ten of the best-looking ladies who worked pretty steadily and also because with about half…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Decent

Stopped by Club 1245 around 7pm on a Tuesday and stayed for about two hours. Girls. Upon arrival there were three girls, and by the time I left there were approximately eight. The quality was…

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Why did the PL say his ATF was his drug?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the PL say his ATF…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A reminder, HK border limo pickup requires you to go

A reminder, HK border limo pickup requires you to go into HK when it arrives, you can't explore the streets or the taco carts yet. VIP free drink coupon every 12hrs but expires in 24hrs, if the bartender is…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Slim Pickings, But Good Milage

In town on business and decided to visit the sister clubs in town. Walked up to the security guard and he gave me once over and I went to the Deja Vu side as it…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good time

This was my first time at paradise and I have to say that I had a really good time. Arrived at around 7pm and was charged $20 for entry with drink. They had quite a…

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Threesomes are great for all involved!

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too.

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

Saturday afternoon nstop

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon and there was one other patron. I thought there was only one dancer as well but it turned out there was three. The first one I saw was…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Really wasn't worth it, but there isn't anything else around

I went after lunch. No one was on the dance floor for an hour. Even as the dj called up some dancers, they just sat at the bar chilling. Do they not want to do…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Dead during the day, very active at night

I came up here after work (around 6pm) and was surprised at just how dead it was. there was probably 8 girls working, but they were above average. if you get here before…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

First time at Chicas Locas

Went to Chicas Locas on a Monday night around 8:30/9pm. Saw a sign when driving in saying parking was free and cover was free after 8pm. Parked my car in the first slot I saw.…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

My Area Go-To Spot

Hot Seat is not really much of a strip club, there is no stage and music only playing when somebody is getting a dance. The place is small with a few couches, a pool table…

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Minneapolis

So I have two tickets to the championship game. I am planning on going up Friday night. I have read the reviews and there does not look to be a reason to club there. Should I bring…

Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge

Miami, Florida

Is this place closed??? Google it, several sites say it’s

Is this place closed??? Google it, several sites say it’s closed and the phone number doesn’t work

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Switzerland strip clubs

ever go to one? if so, what was your experience?

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Is it peer pressure or PLs just being PLs ?

From a recent review of an NJ club - I'm intimately familiar w/ aggressive tip-parades in Miami and put my PL-foot down to deal w/ it but apparently NJ PLs can't bring themselves to say no to dancers in g-strings: Breathless Rahway,…

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This is Badass

She looks young but if she is old enough she should be a stripper Wheely impressive https://imgur.com/gallery/dY77jNR

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Why was Teronasauras Rex the meanest of all the Dinosaurs ?

Because his arms were too short to reach his weiner

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Pesos or dollars

To all you tj mongers do you use pesos or dollars. I am thinking about using pesos to save money.

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Nicole diaries 6: roomie invited 2 guy friends over for two nights and in.acting

Also im acting like I'm in high school...I suddenly feel the urge to put makeup when theyre here now cuz I feel the urge to put makeup on whenever a guy is over even if he is ugly ugh Is…

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How did the VinceMichaels controversy get reignited?

Seriously, wasn't this already played out? I like a good flame war as much as the next person, but I can't imagine anyone here condones predatory behavior.

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Greatest April Fools Day hoax EVER

Today I am recalling the greatest April Fools stunt ever -- Sidd Finch, Mets pitcher who could throw 168 mph as featured on the cover of Sports Illustrated in 1985. Here is a wiki link, for those too young…

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Ever notice mileage increase when a dancer is pissed at her S/O?

It has happened to me several times over the years. The latest one was last Saturday with a dancer that I have known for many years. She has only rarely been working at the club over the last couple of…

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Stumbled on this purely by accident

I don't normally pay much attention to poll work but damn Fast forward to 2:25 https://youtu.be/KcHAXXozU64

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THIS IS A SAD DAY. THE FAGGOTRY HAS COST A MEMBER OF THE TUSCL CHURCH HIS LIFE

We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary. Pistola/txtittyfag passed away while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.…

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Drank till she puked.

I use to go out with a girl who would drink till she puked. Take her out to a bar she would drink beer all night til she was ready to leave. Then she would do 2 or 3 shots.…

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Today is lirpa sloof ‘s Birthday

Title is the message

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Uncle Joe Biden - The Sniff Test

Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

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So glad I signed up for the TUSCL newsletter.

After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was…

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Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the…

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FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business

FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business The Detroit News March 31, 2019 America's first FKK club, the FKK Motorcity, has gone out of business. FKK (which stands for Freikorperkultur or Free Body Culture) is a German movement of…

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Satisfaction?

No, not The Rolling Stones song, but the new review criteria that replaced dancers. I don't care for it and preferred the old dancers rating. I don't mind an additional rating called satisfaction even though it's not that…

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Heading on my KS run this month.

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun.

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So Sad

Ride-share mistake led to death of SC college student: https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/chief-ride-share-mistake-led-to-death-of-sc-college-student/

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The Parking Lot Whores Of Dallas

I will be going to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls specifically, although I might try Chicas Locas if the heat from LE subsides. I have been to Dallas and Baby Dolls twice in my life. The first time I came…

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Any leads on Shalynne ??

I got no damn clue ??? I hypothesis that his wife busted his ass doing a stripper and it was no dice

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Toda La Noche

I don’t see TLN in the glossary. If I’m not mistaken, SJG popularized the term. Should it be added?

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My Doppelgänger is Having More Fun Than I Am!

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…

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Strip Clubbing On My 30th Birthday Saturday

I am dreading turning 30 on Saturday so I’m going to have to drink a ton and get a ton of dances this weekend. Only question is what strip club to visit, but even though I have been strip clubbing…

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“I thought I danced for you before!”

Lol. I recently went back to one of my favorite SCs on a Monday night after a month had passed since being there previously. Lol. Last time I was there, I got an excellent grind with some great extra attention.…

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Wow - Auburn beats UK in OT

After having lost to UK by 27 in the regular season - good game

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Transgender Strippers near Philadelphia

Where is a good place to see Transgender Strippers near Philadelphia?

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When i cum at a club I'm not supposed 2

I usually tip well like double the fee as a thank you for risking your job for my pleasure

Politics

Trump is in bed with The Russians

What kind of extras is he getting ?

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Wells Fart-N-Go

How long do you think it will be until we end up having a total cashless socoety. The reason I ask is a good friend of mine is ex military and pays a lot of attention to that kind of thing.…

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The Moral Stripper

From a recent review: Ole Glory Daze Akron, Ohio The Moral Compass March 30, 2019 This was only my second time at this club, but I will definitely come back. First the basics, I entered the club there were about 10-15 guys and only 5…

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My weiner is scared of cold water

It hides like a scared little turtle Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it

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Star Wars Burlesque

This looks kinda hot. Others may disagree https://www.axs.com/star-wars-burlesque-parody-show-the-empire-strips-back-announces-2019--136180

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Yup she’s mad

Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…

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Lady friend gave me a fine cigar!

Lady friend gave me a very expensive had rolled cigar for a present. I bought her 4 or 5 drinks and dinner. I think she came out on the better side of the deal. I will enjoy my cigar tonight.…

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Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts…

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“A very funny solution to immigration by Comedienne Kathleen Madigan” ~ “I said

“There are easy answers to things but no one thinks of them. We don’t have to build walls we do have too make laws I said we turn illegal immigration into a reality show where we vote people in and vote people…

Sky Lounge

Houston, Texas

Good spot to get some drinks

Good spot to get some drinks

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A cute little air dance that I watched the whole way through

https://gfycat.com/impassionedsmallaxisdeer-sweet-tata

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Chinese economy

The Chinese economic model, developed in the 1980s, and implemented beginning in the 1990s, is simple and flawed. China decided it would use its huge, cheap workforce to become the manufacturer to the rest of the world. That simple strategy…

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Nicole diaries #5: wtf law school is gonna make me cry like no know it makes eve

I need to stop dreaming about and googling how to get top grades in law school and focus on getting in first hahahahajajaajajjajhaha Omg in the shower I was thinking how the fuck am I gonna get top grades while…

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I guess they gotta keep coming up with new shit

$300 denim panties: https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/style/denim-panties-spark-internet-frenzy/amp/

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Punta Cana, Dominica Republic

Anyone know of a good spots in Punta Cana to find a female companion? What are the good strip clubs in the area? How about getting a personal driver out there to take you place? I have heard a lot…

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AXE BODY SPRAY

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

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Live Web Cam - who's got them in their club?

There's a well known "out of this world" club in Tampa that happens to have a webcam pointing at their main stage and one in their dressing room. If you're not familiar with this, you can log in to…

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Police and Thieves

Police and thieves in the streets (oh yeah) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street (oh yeah) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition From genesis to revelation, yeah The next generation will be hear me All the…

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Q: Why should you never buy a dancer a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove....

Politics

Trump closing the Mexican boarders !!!

Hows that going to affect you TJ boys ?

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Nicole diaries #5 : dream guy. (DISCLAIMER:THE BEST GUY IS NOT ALEAYS THE "DREAM

DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT SERIOUS. -ideal candidate : -top 10% law school grad or won awards in law school for trial advocacy - has political ambitions -very, very sweet :) -good manners -must be socially intelligent -has to be passionate about being a friendly , fun…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great reminder MW. Keep in mind that the drink

Great reminder MW. Keep in mind that the drink and dance coupons are every 12 hours. So sometimes I’ll just get my coupons and pocket them for later if I’m not staying. That way, the next round…

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Quantity vs quality of sex?

Let's have some hypothetical situations. Some of these are much easier choices imo than others but I want to see if there are any outliers. If given a choice between these options which would you choose? 1. A. All the sex you've…

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Afternoon Shifts

Go early? When they’re freshly showered and before they’ve had a round or three of cocks? Go later? After they’re buzzed and lubed up by other people’s alcohol money and they’re primed to go? Thoughts?

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Where can I find a place like this?

Where can I find a place like this?

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HK and flavored raincoats

Headed to Mexico next week end and I can’t decide if I want Trump to close the border after I get there or not. Grin. I really doubt that could happen but it does add a dynamic that hasn’t been…

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founder. hk club comments.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.…

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Two friends went to a strip club

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I buy a VIP card. It’s $50 and lasts three

I buy a VIP card. It’s $50 and lasts three months. Gives you 20% off the Cascada and Riso hotel rooms in on Monday and Tuesday night gives you 80% off. also gives you a free drink and a half…