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Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good time as always

Visited my favorite club on Saturday night after 10.30 pm. It’s been more than a year since I visited this club . Parking lot was 80% full . Quick pat down and free cover if…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

First Trip of the New Year

So I *almost* made it through January without a return to "the curcuit", but alas, as the light was fading on the last Tues. of the month, the idea of a beer and a Dance…

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Cactus league price increases?

Heading to Phoenix end-February. I'm curious What spring training does to the clubs. Girls come in from out of town? Prices go up? Any local advice appreciated.

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The Kempton-Wace Letters

I have been going out over the last three months with an extremely hot 24 year old woman. You may have noticed I have been posting alot less on here. I would guess most guys would classify her in the…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Ok visit

Had some time to kill at LAX and was debating to go to either Jet strip or Bare elegance, haven’t been to either club in years but decided to go to Jet. Got there around…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Surprising Sunday

sunday at a strip club!! who would guess how much fun it could be. Sunday was not very busy but the line-up was overall better than usual. not as many women but the number…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ruby was awesome

So went here because I was in the area and it has been years since i was here. Probably three years, same club same VIP very private. There were probably 13 women working but…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

All the girls must have gone to ATL

Hadnt been to Lex clubs in nearly 6 months, but got into town early for a Monday meeting so I took the opportunity to watch the SB with a couple of the clubs in Lex.…

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OT: The liberals you hate may be right about stocks and finance

For all those that hate every word out of a "Liberals'" mouth or just like to keep up with America's finances. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chuck-schumer-and-bernie-sanders-may-be-dead-right-about-stock-buybacks-201905890.html

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“What’s Your Price?

I tripped over an on-line dating service and the concept caught my attention. You register with a picture & brief description of which of your characteristics would make others interested in you. I registered without using a credit card and…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun the day after Xmas

I was on my own the day after Christmas and decided to check out Diamond Dolls. I live closer to Miami so I hadn't been up to DD in a couple of years. This…

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Single vs. Married friends

I’m at a super bowl party last night with some dude I know from work, invited me. I was like sure whatever. We are drinking and bullshiting. I’m thinking to my self, man if this dudes wasn’t married we could…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Not what I expected

This is a review of the 5 clubs in the Huntsville area, please read them all. Arrived at around 4, after a quick look around decided to come back later as there was only 1…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Great place - Will be back

Overall, very satisfied with this place. I went 2 times over a span of a few weeks. There were a ton of girls - none were 10s, but there was great quality in every direction…

Bada Bing

Syracuse, New York

Late night Visit

The Bing continues to underwhelm. Drinks are the same $5-7 depending upon whether you're after water, soda or light alcohol (beer or bootleggers). The layout with the stage in the middle and the pole that…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Nice First Trip

Went here around 10 pm on a Thursday night. The place has two stages, and three dancing areas. There were three dancers dancing at a time. They hand out change in two dollar bills, and…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Great Late Afternoon

It was a Wednesday late afternoon. There were quite a few attractive ladies dancing i would say 6 to 10, lots of Latina/Brazilians, and a couple of white girls. I asked for a dance from…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Quick Visits

I was in town on business and staying at a nearby hotel so I decided to give this place a try. I stopped by a couple of the nights I was in town (Tues and…

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OT: Did you notice?

I'm not a fan of Maroon 5, IMO they're just an average band that don't necessarily deserve their fame or even a recording contract in the first place. But why did they get so much flak from so many self…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Gave it another shot

Went back to xxxv right before the big game while they were still setting up. At that time there were only a couple patrons and only 2-3 dancers on the floor just hanging out not…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

A Disappointing Visit

I have been a semi-regular here for a long time, usually making it here 4-8 times a year, mostly in the afternoon. My most recent visit was about three weeks ago (Monday afternoon at around…

Alley Katz

Windsor, Ontario

Alley Katz on Saturday night

I dropped by Alley Katz on Saturday night last. The cover was $5 with the discount card from the dude on the corner of Ouellette and Chatham, bout 50 m from the door. It was…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

somethings changed for the better

Modern strip club with small but serviceable stage. Bar surrounds stage in a U. Clean bathrooms, enough parking with street parking for overflow. Located in an industrial section. Private dance area.…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Holiday happy

Slept in on MLK day; my office was closed, but wife's was not. So with just a couple of errands, and a short honey-do list, it seemed like a good day for a club…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Candy's still sweet

Dropped by on a Friday evening just past six. It's a good time to drop in as you catch the transition between the day and the night shift, and can avoid the nighttime cover. It…

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Brady and his Six Rings

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/amx8kj/tom_brady_acquires_his_6th_super_bowl_ring/

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Superbowl Half Time Shows

Remember Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake? https://youtu.be/CeVkKoSgkTg

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Camgirls

Anyone ever visited cam sites like Manyvids? I have a favorite that’s into some pretty insane stuff over there. Ahegao tentacle fucking really dark role play etc. and she looks super innocent. You can get pretty heavy custom videos there of these…

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Stripper fight Floriduh style.

Woman arrested after allegedly punching a fellow stripper and ripping electrical meter off club's wall. https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-arrested-punching-fellow-stripper-ripping-power-meter-off-clubs-wall-175724870.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Worth a shot

I was in town for a conference and this was the nearest club to my hotel, so I thought I would give it a try. The good-it's BYOB so you can drink your fave brewskis for…

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Feeding on @CJKent's post about all of us having things that make us individual

Which of the members (PLs, dancers, wannabes, etc...) here do you think are especially "unique" and thus deserving to be ridiculed? I'll start with @DC WTF. He's a college aged kid apparently living off a trust fund (how the hell else does…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Saturday night

Made my first visit to CC in months this Saturday night. I arrived a little before 8pm and left around 10:30. One thing I like about this club is free admission before 8pm. Not much…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

MORE WOMEN!!!

Every time I venture into Chicago, I would walk in and do one round and then leave like every review before me. This time there were quite a few fetching women working today.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Mid week fail

I came here on a Wednesday at 8pm. I knew it wasn’t an ideal time or day but it’s what my schedule allowed. There were 3 other guys in the club and we…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

First time back in a while, still not sure i like the remodel

I used to frequent this club, but had some things come up and haven't been there as often as I used to. I went in on a Thursday afternoon, and there was a good…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Hit or Miss

Some background, I don't frequent strip clubs but I try to do some research beforehand. I went to Hustler's three different times. Overall it felt hit or miss. On my first time, there weren't…

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Why should you only knock up strippers who are anti-vaxxers?

Q. Why should you only knock up strippers who are anti-vaxxers? A. Just 8 years of child support instead of 18.

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Early Winter Visits

Composite trip reports 3 different night visits. Only cost change since my fall vacation report is the bottled water price went up by $1 to $6 now. Guess I'd better start eating grilled cheese sandwiches.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Two visits to Atlantis

Stopped by Atlantis on a Thursday afternoon, followed up by a visit on Saturday a week later. Both times it was slow in the afternoon. The first visit I saw Tonya and Victoria,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday afternoon

Went in on a recent Saturday afternoon at 1:00. Parked at Pep Boys with no issue. However I heard from a friend who's a frequent visitor that they might start charging $10 to park, and…

Luxor

Tijuana, Baja California

Didn't Take the Plunge, But Will At Some Point

Okay, let's begin at the beginning. I'm the dude who suggested they put up a listing for this club. And I didn't actually partake in what was inside. But I'll give you the lowdown and…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Here's What You Need to Know

I'm a Southern California monger who has recently started mongering in TJ. For those of you who have never been, you're wondering if it's safe. For those of you who have, you're wondering why it…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The most beautiful woman I've ever been with

I take pride in my appearance. I'm in good shape from working out regularly. I'm well-groomed and dress reasonably well. But I'm also in my early 50s, and while I'm fairly secure financially, I'm not…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Thursday of Phoenix Open

I went to HL the first night of the Phoenix Open tournament play (Thursday). I got in about 7 and able to get a 2 fer 1. The place as 90% full maybe one or…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

1st visit

First time at PT's. My first impression was this place is really dark. It took me a bit to get adjusted to it. I got there early afternoon and there was no…

The Man Cave

Lake Station, Indiana

Looking to have some fun here ... any one have

Looking to have some fun here ... any one have any information

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Tom Brady cements his status as the GOAT and the Pats as the greatest dynasty in

They won 9 AFC championships in the last 18 years and played in 3 other others in that time. This means 9 Superbowl appearances in the last 18 years, with 6 of them resulting in wins. That's half…

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They made pervert crayons just for us!

Would buy https://imgur.com/gallery/BnFqbTk

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Sugar again

I was hoping to be able to catch Sugar again and I was lucky enough to walk in and see her. She seemed to remember me from a couple months ago but I think it…

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Shit. Damn. Again.

Title says it all.

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Very hit or miss club. Laidback atmosphere but certain areas

Very hit or miss club. Laidback atmosphere but certain areas of dance are off limits until 7 PM on weekends unless you have exhorbitant VIP club membership.

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Very Hit or miss club. Laid back atmosphere but low

Very Hit or miss club. Laid back atmosphere but low mileage dances and certain areas are off limits until 7 PM on Sat and Sunday unless you have exorbitant club VIP membership

Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Garden of Eden

I was walking by and a curvy girl tried to get me to come in. Cover charge is $20. She talked to the doorman and he agreed to let me in for $15.…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

World Famous Mitchel Brothers

I finally made it to Mitchell Brother. The cover charge was $15.00. I sat in a theater type room with rows of theater seats around a large stage. Girls danced on the stage…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Saturday Visit

Went here on a Saturday afternoon. I would say 12-15 dancers. Most were Spanish except one Russian who I ignored. Most of the Spanish girls were hot. Two twin Colombian girls had the same nasty…

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We all have things that make us individual and unique. There is a story behind e

a reason why we are the way we are. Think about that before you judge anyone! - unknown Title, almost, says it all

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Not a lot of “bang” for your buck

A buddy of mine recommend this place, so I figured why not. Last Saturday a group of 4 of us had free rain of the night as our ladies were all hanging out together for…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Not worth it

Friday night, bored, decided to finally give it a try. Never again. The only positive is that you are able to bring your own drink in. Negatives: 1) $20 cover is a bit much 2)No dances in…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Technically I guess it’s a strip club

They have stripper poles, girls taking their clothes off (pasties), lap dances and sell booze. This meets all the requirements to be a ‘strip club’ but it’s not enough reason to go there. I never…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Never a disappointment

Stopped in on a Friday around 1pm. Went to the left side of the bar near where the entrance to the stage was based on advice I read here and was glad I did. Crowd…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

All it Takes is One

Stopped by here after a brief trip earlier to Chicas Bonitas. Fairly empty upon my arrival, no cover (~4:30 pm), walked past the bar and to the bench seats on the back wall.…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Good place for the area

I've been going to this place for a short while and always have a pretty good time. The place is spacious and clean. A large stage with two poles in the center of the room. Full…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Was Hoping for More

Noticed this place had a lot of recent reviews so figured I would see what the fuss was about. Was not expecting too much, as I knew it was not a high end place…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A Pushy Group

Having had a lot of experience with the Rhino, I knew to call the limo. They came quickly (weekday night) and arrived probably around 11pm. Tipped the driver and the doorman, but declined to…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Super Bowl Week

Stopped by on the way home from the airport. Although it is Super Bowl week, no changes to prices for valet parking ($3), cover ($12), or domestic beer ($6). Think they did make…

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, Pennsylvania

not different than years ago

i wrote this review a week ago but i guess i didnt hit submit :( .. went in 2 thursdays ago with a buddy--this is his favorite local titty bar btw--) place is right off…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Not a Good Visit

I usually enjoy Subi's and find it to be a great middle ground between the over-rated high end clubs and the absolute dives. However, this visit did not measure up. Bar has been…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

Fun place. My first visit, but not my last

Visited Monday night as I was passing through on business. The SC is located in an apparently safe area, but I usually go to East St Louis Washington Park .... so, take that for what…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Andrea

Went to Playhouse last Saturday around 3:30pm. This is usually around the time I would go after work on a Saturday, but the bar was more packed then I remembered it being. Barely a…

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Stripper migration to the Super Bowl

Like moths to a flame, strippers go forth to make their fortunes in the Super Bowl city … or not. https://www.yahoo.com/sports/super-bowl-blitz-strippers-hit-atlanta-everyones-looking-like-gold-mine-065854488.html

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Skip the games

Has anyone tried converting from going to the club and looking for OTC, Do using a site like skipthegames.com? Any success or tips?

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Okay visit, and could have been better. Will try again.

Visited with 4 of my friends last week. It was not as busy as I would have expected, and it is a smaller area for dances and sitting. Bar is one side, and club…

For Your Eyes Only Southampton

Southampton, England

BUSIER THAN I EXPECTED ON A MONDAY

I had the opportunity to go to FYEO on a Monday evening recently. Late night parking is pretty easy. Some of the staff seem to have changed since my bad experience three years ago. There…

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All Time Best Super Bowl Performance

It ain't even close. Try to kneel during this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lCmBvYMRs RIP Whitney.

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Are there any football games on TV today?

Just curious.

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Kinda pricey, but still the nicest club in Northern CA

Hadn't been to Gold Club Centerfolds for a good while so I decided to make the drive. Same as usual, entry fee is $25 on weekends, and $30 total if you want access to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Alot of these girsl are on their period!!!

Revisited this place again with few friends in the middle of week and it was not that busy. There were probably 30 girls dancing. The standard $5 beer to enter this place. Inside looks unchanged.…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Unfriendly

Thought I would finish the week off by stopping by having a beer and enjoying some time with some pretty ladies. I kind of figured it would be slow due to the weather so…

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Miss Enego pageant... I'm moving to Italy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SptxrK64zBQ

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Still one of the better places to go in DFW area

I have tried several of the other clubs and still find the Baby dolls value for money. My routine is always to get a drink and settle down at one of the two bars…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

New tropical girl

I stopped by there since I was area and since I know this place never disappoints I decided to make a stop there. There were about 10 girls and I got there in between shift change. The…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Great first visit

Wow! Atlantis was the probably the most impressive club I’ve ever visited. First visit here. (Never been to a club in LV, though.) I had just come into town that night (Friday) and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?

Only had about an hour to kill before heading to the airport and decided to check out Cheetah Pompano for the first time. Arrived around 4pm. Free parking and no cover. Didn’t get a great…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

A delightful low key evening

Okay. This is not a typical Vegas club, but I wasn’t looking for that. Walk past the porn shop go to the back. 25 to get in, 10 dollar coach dances, 200…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Should Have Stuck to my Guns

Walked in around 12:30 on a Saturday night. Main parking lot was full so I ended up parking across the street in the auxiliary lot. A dub to get in and another dub for a…

Red Tie Gentlemen's Club

Van Nuys, California

Checking it out

I ended my work day just around the corner and decided to stop in and check out the caliber of girls these days. There was no cover, but I was required to buy a $7…

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?

Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him? A. She was a New England Patriot's fan. Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan? A. Anorexic. Q. Why can't Tom…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Disappointing Friday nighs

Stopped by for the first time today on a Friday night. It was surprisingly dead. I usually stay away from the clubs on Friday nights because they are usually busier and feel more like a…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Very Friendly hour

When I entered there were not many customers and several women sitting around the room. When I sat down, I was quickly brought a bottle of water by the hostess for 2.50 I think.…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Downtown Fun

To be honest, I have not been to this club on about 6 years or so. I used to go here often and stopped because too many dancers had my phone number and I got…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Still one of the best

I hadn't been to the Admiral in some time, but decided it was time to see if this old favorite still delivers...and it does. Cover has crept up to $28 + 1 drink =…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than last time

Had a good time overall on a Wednesday. Came by around 2, dint want to park in the plaza or pep boys due to recent reviews. Had to pay valet,20 bucks is insane. Once inside…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good experience in TJ....the best if you consider the whole continent

This trip was in early Jan 2019 and as some reviewers have already noted, the number of women was quite low and the quality not the high. But still....you won't get this kind of experience…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

First Timer Not Bad

First time in a SC in Tampa not bad at all, went there planning to stay an hour or two ended up staying after midnight, cover charge was $10 and you have to buy at…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Back after a year(ish)

Place was still as good. Only complaints were the bathroom sinks were janky and the ATM is too overpriced. QuikTrip down the road had no fee (your bank might have one so FYI) Was mostly at…

Jaguar's

Lubbock, Texas

still only game in town

So it was a monday and and I was bored, and mondays are the only nights where you can get floor dances $20 on other nights it's dances in the vip only $30. I got…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

Same old Godivias

Out side of the building I give it a 5. The parking lot I give it a 3.5. I got here about 6 no dancers where there & the club was empty. The manager &…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Decent trip.

Friday night visit. Came in around 10pm. After entering walked around to scope out the talent. Was in the mood for the hottest stripper with large breasts. Walked into the library section and back out…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Busy and Hard Working

This is a belated review for a visit in early January. Overall Synn COI continues to offer a good number of dancers (10-20 with varying availability) and a constant stage rotation. I went…

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Definitely Worth a Visit

I arrived a few minutes before 7pm, no cover at that hour. (Sign at the door says $10 after 8pm). I ordered a rum-n-coke and the bartender said it was 2-for-1 before 7pm,…

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Driving the lapdance

ever tell the dancer to get into doggy position and get behind her, get her to lie on her back, etc...?

Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

North Bellmore, New York

Not much privacy here

Billy Deans is probably the strangest club I have ever been to. Definitely the smallest, and one of my weirdest club experiences. The set up is very tiny. There is one stage and it was…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Tasha Tasha Tasha

This is a pretty nice club. It's a comfortable place to hang out. Everyone's always friendly. Never a lot of pressure for drinks or dances. I ordered a Bud Light, it…

Win Place & Show Bar

Louisville, Kentucky

Nude since when is dejavu in louisville nude?

Nude since when is dejavu in louisville nude?

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

I have been here a few times. Good food. If

I have been here a few times. Good food. If you and a dancer go up stairs. A staff member is up there with you. Untill you leave and back down stairs

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Sunday Surprises

Composite review of 2 Sunday and 1 Wednesday night visits: Both Sundays were Bucs home game nights that didn't quite turn out as expected. Cover still $20 with hand stamp re-entry, bottled water and sodas…

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SB: Who do you want to win?

Patriots because I'm an Arsenal fan.

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Best Place in Seattle Area

Arrived around 8:30. Had my usual dance with a young African American gal who whipped out my member and danced her bare ass on me then finished me off with a nice hand job…

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Predictions on tomorrow's game

Anyone care to put your prediction in writing?

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

changing afternoon dancers

HI people, I showed up around 430 pm. I guess they were switching shifts of dancers because. It was pretty quiet. Only one dancer on the main stage. I ordered the steak special…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Better than I expected

Was passing through and stopped for several hours on a Tuesday night, if I recall the cover was fairly low, like five bucks or so. Based on some recent reviews here and on other sites,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tried the Playhouse on a cold day

First time visiting the PlayHouse Lounge. I went around 5PM on a Saturday and when I entered there was one older blonde (about a 4-5) dancing with no other girls in sight. The…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Good ol’ Time

Went up to Kokomo for a quick business trip but all I could think about was getting a nice grind for $10 at the hugger. Got there around 1 Pm with no cover.…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Not couple friendly

I stopped in on a Thursday night with a female friend. Girl at the door takes the cover and gives you a receipt/ticket, which I’m assuming can be used for reentry later. Sat down at…

2NYT Entertainment

Winona, Minnesota

First Time Back in Nine Years

Went on a Friday with my girlfriend to watch and support a friend of hers. Have been there a handful of times, but this was my first time back in 9 years. Much…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fine Time on a Monday

In town on business, looking to kill a little time so I stopped by Crickets. Very nice well lit facility with parking in the back. Walked in a paid a $5 cover left my jacket…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Super Bowl Week

Was in town during the Super Bowl and stopped for an afternoon visit. Glad I did! I heard the club was insanely packed previous , but I got there before it was too bad.…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Not bad/pleasantly surprised

I wouldn’t rank this club in my top 50, but with a 7 hour shore leave from a cruise, it wasn’t too bad. The girls were 3s and 4s, except one was a sexy 6.…

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Lap dancer deal closer

https://www.biospace.com/article/lap-dances-from-an-insys-sales-executive-were-part-of-insys-practices-to-boost-sales-of-subsys-trial-shows/?TrackID=21

Venus Faire

North Hollywood, California

Return Trip

I reviewed the peep booth previously and returned to try the lap dance. When I arrived there was only 1 girl on duty doing the lap dance portion of the shop. She was in…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Decent club, good vibes, food is good

I went here on a monday for lunch and to hang out after a client meeting. Had a couple hours to kill and didn't feel like going to the block. The club is…

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Feeding off of @25's post about how SBIII might have been received and reviewed

Ever wonder how Super Bowl VII might have been received and reviewed by Millenials? It was the only season in the SB era that culminated with a perfect season. I get the sense that Millenials would want a more equitable distribution of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

paydirt !

For those who know the southeast Michigan scene, my occasional reviews describing inconsistency at Bogie's (once upon a time my favorite local place) are no different from what others' experiences here and from what others…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice stop in Greensboro

I was passing through Greensboro on my way to Raleigh and decided to stop in. The club is pretty easy to find behind the Arbys. There was a nice lady at the desk…

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砸那个按钮

Tittle says it all

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Does anyone here speak Chinese?

If you said yes I will dump a load in your basement because you are a liar pants on fire. Nobody on the planet earth speaks Chinese. Chinese is only a written language. The spoken language is Manderin. Hahaha how did…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Yes. There is a dress code designed to keep the

Yes. There is a dress code designed to keep the thug element out. I don't remember everything on the list but baggy pants and white t-shirts are on it. I did see a door girl sell a customer a black…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

A real good line up of talent

My buddy and I visited about 7:30pm on a Saturday. Cover was $15 each (for Fridays and Saturdays). Valet is $8. The club is large. It has a large number of…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Sad state of affairs in Knoxville

Traveling thru Knoxville, I decided to stop and check out the local talent. $12 to get in with a 2 drink minimum (no Alcohol). I paid $8 for two cokes, then one of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Seems to be on the upswing

I get to Arizona a few times a year for work and golf and frequently stop at the Hi-Liter. On this trip, I stopped twice and had a good time each time. As we all know,…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

SHOW BETTER THAN DANCES

I got to the club around 11pm on a Friday night and was hopeful due to the full parking lot I encountered. I went ahead and checked in on YELP which waived $10 off of…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Pic is Just Okay

I just stopped by the club last Thursday in the early evening. There were about five dancers circulating throughout the small club while I was there. All of them were African-American, and all were very…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Come see me here on a Wednesday! Xo Linzee

Come see me here on a Wednesday! Xo Linzee

Spearmint Rhino

San Jose, California

Sinclair they did you a favor. Saved you from

Sinclair they did you a favor. Saved you from spending money on probably the worse dances you'd ever experience. Santa Clara county's strict laws prohibit the contact that you enjoy in most other clubs. The result is…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

Early Evening on a Thursday

Ended up at the Paramount for the first time in a few years and was excited to go back, it's usually always a good time. Had a great time with this girl Kathy in VIP.…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Soft landing

I landed at PHL right at Friday rush hour, so I decided to let traffic die down. Uneventful stop at Lou Turk’s then stopped here. I don’t come here often and if I…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

On a Wednesday afternoon

Stopped by Babes after spending the early afternoon at Follies , and then Club Blaze . Traffic was Atlanta terrible , so that was a waste of club time . Parking in the pothole lot…

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Founder - props to you!

The new club listings display is a vast improvement over anything I’ve seen in my 15 years of regularly visiting this site. Thank you for that.

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Excited to see the greatest football dynasty in the modern era (and maybe ever)

I am excited to see Brady have the chance to cement his place as the greatest of all time and the Pats as a dynasty that we may never see again in the salary cap era. Indeed, the whole point…

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Ever wonder how Super Bowl III might have been received and reviewed by TUSCLers

Super Bowl III was a seminal event, it made the NFL into the NFL, on the one hand you had the NYJets young upstarts from the AFL and then you had the Baltimore Colts the old guard. I can see…

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What would make a woman talk about how the only reason she was with her man was

Ok

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Getting her into it

Like most if not all of you, dances where she is turned on or into it is much preferred. When getting a dance from a new dancer do you ever flat out ask what turns her on? Trying to find…

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Silly customers

"I'm 9 and a half inches hard!" "U could make so much more if u ______" Lol!

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Is There Really a Huge Upsurge in Sex Trafficking Over Super Bowl Weekend?

"Meanwhile, the Super Bowl myth lives on, no matter how many times it is debunked. That’s not to say Super Bowl weekend trafficking doesn’t exist, or that it is not worth investigation. But the pressure on local police departments to…

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Why is a nice bath like a dead stripper?

Q. Why is a nice bath like a dead stripper? A. You can enjoy both of them until they get too cold.

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Follow up to Rick's post about what has inspired you to visit strip clubs more f

Have you had any incidents or events in your life that have made you consider giving up this lifestyle?

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Tijuana

I had planned a trip to TJ this month but, between Trump's rantings, the Caravans, and these articles in the LA Times I'm reconsidering https://www.latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-mexico-tijuana-drug-violence-20190130-htmlstory.html https://www.latimes.com/world/la-fg-mexico-tijuana-violence-20190131-story.html Any thoughts?

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Ralph Wortham

Gee, I thought if you were racist you must be a Republican. (sarcasm intended)

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Every time i see an attractive woman doing menial work i think "hiney i know wh

just an observation

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REVEALED: Koko the kinky 'talking' gorilla who had a secret NIPPLE FETISH which

Who knew that Koko the gorilla was a member of TUSCL? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6658791/Koko-legendary-sign-language-gorilla-NIPPLE-FETISH.html

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Never had a problem with the ATM when it says

Never had a problem with the ATM when it says the printer is offline. I have pulled out money multiple times with no issue when the printer doesn't work.

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Has a dancer ever specifically worn an outfit for you?

Don't know what made me think of this, but about 2 years ago I was visiting with the dancer in we were talking about cars and the fact that I had at the time several vehicles l worked on. She…

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Security guard shot at Houston club

A man shot a security guard multiple times with a rifle outside a southwest Houston strip club Friday morning, Houston police said. Police responded to a reported assault at Gold Diggers Cabaret in the 11300 block of South Main, Metro Video…

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Feeding off of Flagooner’s post

Everyone eats spaghetti is Muellar your favorite pasta ?

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Feeding off Papi Chulo's and Macktruck's posts

Papi Chulo asked about coat checks in clubs. Macktruck asked about pants checks in clubs. Here is my question.... What if clubs had a morals check? Strippers can fill out a checklist of things she is willing to do ITC and if…

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What inspired you to visit strip clubs more frequently?

I suspect that many of us have had seminal moments (excuse the potential pun, lol) which led us to more frequent strip clubs visits. Until around 2000, I was an infrequent club visitor. Between time restrictions and the simple fact…

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Feeding off of Papi Chulo's thread yesterday...

Papi Chulo asked about coat checks in clubs. Here is my question.... What if clubs had a Pants check. You could check your pants upon entry and then you would not have to worry about shitting your pants. There would also…

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Follow up to @Paul's post about dancers who don't dance on stage and @rl's post

What do y'all think of dancers who don't dance on the stage and who don't give personal (air, lap, or VIP dances). I don't understand how they can make a living as a stripper. They seem to just hang out…

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I Will Kick Your Ass

Then I will take your donuts

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Flaunting their bikini bodies.

Everyday the news media has stories of former female models, actresses, etc along with photos of them flaunting their bikini bodies. Sure they look nice and trim for their ages but how many of them would still look that good…

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Atlanta Super Bowl strip club stories include Iranian hacks, out-of-ink printers

Because we care more about strip clubs than the Super Bowl. https://thecomeback.com/nfl/atlanta-super-bowl-strip-club-stories-hacks-printers-deodorant-texas.html

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SJG logic....

A border wall is immoral, yet somehow killing an unborn baby anytime is healthcare. Smh....

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Why did the stripper die when she went to a bar with a chemist?

Q. Why did the stripper die when she went to a bar with a chemist? A. The chemist said, "I'll have H2O." The stripper said, "I'll have H2O too."

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Sex

Hi I wanna work as stripper

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Math, Business, And Smart Talk

I been watching youtube to get better at math so I can expant the shit truck business. I am taking the shit business to the moon. I just got 28 shit trucks for free from someone else getting outbof the…

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Atlanta strip clubs ready for the Super Bowl. I'm staying home.

https://www.ajc.com/news/local/atlanta-legendary-strip-clubs-ready-for-super-bowl-guests/csEbBMF1bMYhiIOPDy3NYN/

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Dancers who only dance on stage

After reading Paul Drakes question on dancers who never go on stage. There is also the opposite, dancers who only dance on stage. Over the years I have been to clubs where there are a certain number of dancers who…

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Dealing with dancers who don't do regulars...

So recently I shifted and started clubbing later in the day. Midshift during the week at my home club tends to draw some of the hottest dancers. However a lot of the girls I have found that I liked don't…

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If you could magically warp and move to another city would you do it?

Your job will move with you. Even family and friends, they can come with you (yes even the wife too if you want) I say this because, I always think this. When I'm on the road, I'm always thinking I…

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@icey do u wanna be my tuscl troll boyfriend

ok

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Tampa clubs

I’m in Tampa this week and went to a couple of the clubs that so many people are excited about in Pasco county. Horrible clubs. Went to the flamingo place first. Dancer comes up to talk to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Anyone know if there is a dress code?

Anyone know if there is a dress code?

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Used Car Commercial

@25 made a comment about one of the posters here being like a used car salesman. It reminded me of this commercial.. I laughed when I saw this and thought I had to share. 1960s Car Salesman....READ BEFORE WATCHING This is one…

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say hello to my fleet of TURD trucks!

coming to drop a shit in your basement! http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/312943/81723404.jpg https://papermag-img.rbl.ms/simage/https%3A%2F%2Fassets.rbl.ms%2F2549579%2F980x.jpg/2000%2C2000/Wa3OYPHbkOUNC7E8/img.jpg https://piximus.net/media/13800/work-lols-49.jpg ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So next week I am in DC/Maryland for a few days

I looked over the reviews--hopeful that something has changed but from what I can tell I might as well place my cash in a bag, place it on the front porch of some place, light it on fire, and ring…

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Try explaining this to your wife.

A man’s traumatic sex injury is getting the viral treatment after he claims he “broke” his penis during intercourse and even heard it snap. Sean Mardsen, of Shropshire, England, shared pictures of his alleged injury, and said his organ quickly…

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Follow up to my question about with who...

Okay, we've discussed the when and the with who... What is the best attire to wear when going to a SC and does it depend on when you hit the club and with who you go with?

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TnAboard.com

Have people used this escort site? It's it safe?

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How to make my husband's experience great...

So my husband and I have never been to a strip club before, neither alone nor together. We are going up to New Jersey next month and I wanted to take him to one and have a good time. I have…

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A Facebook post I made that describes the type of man I would date. icey might l

We as women make the mistake that we think we need for a guy to chase us. of course he'll chase if u make urself available ...but there's no need to chase something that's meant to be. he doesn't need to chase…

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Follow up to Rick's question about when...

Do you club alone, with a friend, or in a group? And which do you prefer? I almost exclusively go alone and prefer it that way. I would like to meet up with quite a few of the characters who contribute here

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The record lows for every state. Just FYI.

https://weather.com/safety/winter/news/2019-01-30-coldest-temperature-recorded-in-all-50-states

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How cold is it in Detroit?

Q. How cold is it in Detroit? A. It's so cold that strippers are putting their hands in their own pockets. Q. On the coldest day of the year, why did all the strippers stand in a corner of…

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Hickory, NC VS Charlotte, NC VS Greenville, SC

OK. So I'm a dancer. I'm curious what y'alls experiences were at the Treasure Club in Hickory, Clubs in Charlotte, and clubs in Greenville/Spartanburg SC. I want a new home club. I'm a curvy girl but proportional. I've worked at…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Roxy. Wow. Roxy.

Roxy. Wow. Roxy.

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Tips on LDK

I have gotten maybe 40 dances in the last couple years and have only been able to get to the LDK stage a handful of times. I know I'm wearing the right clothes, so what else has worked for you?…

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Worry less about why you aren't having sex, but the reason for lack of connectio

Ok

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Disclaimer: my previous post did not condemn casual sex.it was referring to rela

Nothing wrong with casual sex with someone u not in relationship with ..but keep in mind that sex is a result of, rather than a part of, a relationship (Talking abt bf/gf ) only

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Dancers who never go on stage...

For the past 3-4 months I have seen the same dancer at my local club who comes in for a few hours to meet one or two whales. They buy out her shift and pay for her to not go…

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BYOB Clubs in NJ

What strip clubs are BYOB in NJ.

FKK Forum

European Brothels and other high end clubs

Hey all, During one of my late night internet adventures I stumbled upon the advent of actual Brothels. Has anyone been to such a place? I know there are some reviews but not too many. Anyhow, these places nearly look like…

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100% AGAVE TEQUILA UPDATE

I was wrong. leave it at that.

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Hi

Hi

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Sex is not part of a healthy relationship, but rather a result of it. Sex is the

Yup yup +100

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New TUSCL homescreen look ?

With the black background and purple text. Yay or Nay?

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Rate this girl

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsvmZqsneQQ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=3gqvmavkefy2

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strip club coat check-in ?

I've rarely clubbed up north - the time or two I have it wasn't cold yet - thus I've never visited a club w/ a mandatory coat check-in as I read on some TUSCL reviews of clubs up north. What is…

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Well on some girls..high waisted jeans are the only jeans that suit body type.su

We don't dress to impress men.we dress to look good.

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What u guys think of my winter wardrobe ..look at my pic

love my new jeans

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What u guys think of my winter wardrobe ..look at my pic

love my new jeans

2019 Convention Season in Louisville

The next few months in Louisville will feature several conventions, the most notable of which is the annual "Farmers" convention (officially, the "National Farm Machinery Show"), which will run February 13-16 this year. In addition, there's the Kentucky Derby Festival. This year, the Festival kicks off on April 13th with Thunder Over Louisville, one of the largest fireworks shows in the nation, and culminating in the running of the 145th Kentucky Derby itself on May 4th. There a variety of highly entertaining activities during the festivities, not least of which are the Oaks and Derby races themselves, but reviews of those should be sought elsewhere. If you've planned on attending Farmers or Derby, and haven't yet booked a…

The top 10 things I should have done sooner

Everyone has said “I wish I knew then what I know now” at some point in their lives. I imagine most people wish they would have started doing some things sooner in life. After my marriage dissolved six years ago, I was a mess for about three years. Had no motivation to do anything or talk to anybody and kept everything inside of me. Then, about three years ago, at age 50, I had sort of an epiphany. I began living life again and doing some things I should have started doing immediately after my breakup, if not before. It began with one thing and led to another. And I feel much better now. I don't discuss this with friends, family, co-workers, anybody. But…

Amsterdam is for Tourists, not Mongers

There is no listing for the outdoor strip show known as the Window Girls of Amsterdam, so I thought an article describing my experiences will fill the bill. My experiences range over a 12-year period, but this article focuses on a recent visit with a little compare and contrast. This was written in July, but had to be held until the Articles feature was made available. Spent a few days in Amsterdam in June during a European trip that included Germany (Frankfurt FKKs) and the Czech Republic (Pilsen and Prague, both a lot of fun). I had been to Amsterdam four times before over the past 12 years, living there for a few months at a time. Started my mongering career…