Dad emailed me today. That's nice.
Was able 2 graduate last semester since I only have 2 classes left.. but I'm delaying my gradusion date to enhance my academic resume for law school (NOTE: I CAN STILL GET IN TO TOP 50 SCHOOLS BASED ON GRADES BUT IM STAYING TO MAKE HISTORY look better AND MAKE CONNECTIONS with professors FOR A SELECT FEW SCHOOLS). Lol was doing amazingly well for 2 yrs but fucked my resume up halfway through after I was misinformed about my future and depressed. so he doesnt call me as much anymore cuz Im older .
Which is weird...he went from calling every weekend or other weekend to calling once every two months or emailing me once a month. He emailed me LMAO so he knows I'm still alive.that's good cuz it means I can still use his credit card.
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Ooooo. Will he pay Uber to take you to cuddling sessions. You know, so you can get a feel for your sexual future?
In breaking news, in addition to Nicooooool not being able to spell, she can’t count either as her diary is out of order.
Nicole just needs a Good tutor. I am willing to TOFTT. How many times do I need to offer this before she gets me up on the deal? Oops, I means TAKES me up on the deal?
Did your dad with you a happy FOGHORNS day? Or call you pooshie?
I love how you can troll these guys and still get people buying into your story. “gradusion” = brilliant!
Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday!
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