Ay, Las Chicas Bonitas...

Being an East Coaster, I don't get to Tijuana nearly as often as I'd like, but when I do, Hong Kong will always be my first stop. Since plenty of TUSCLers, including myself, have posted detailed reviews (and see my oft-cited TUSCL article https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=50146), I won't re-post all the usual stuff, but I will share some observations from my recent trip.

I was in Tijuana Friday-Monday, April 5-8, and though I have been to HK about a dozen times, this was my very first time experiencing it Friday and Saturday night during prime time. It was really just as I expected, which was not necessarily the best because of the crowds, but I still managed to have fun. The biggest problem is just trying to get around inside the club when it's that packed. With what must have been 100 girls, all beautiful in their own way, you will have many choices but you will have to act quickly if you see something you like.

When it's that crowded, you will be in close proximity to, well, everyone near you – men and women – as you try to move from one place to another. One very small thing that surprised me was when I was trying to make my way from the back of the club to the front, I gently brushed my hand against a chica's hip and had my hand swatted away. It reminded my of how the First Lady did that to Donald Trump once when he reached for her hand and the cameras caught her rebuffing him. I thought, OMG, did I just get Melania-ed? Rest assured, that would be a very rare thing in HK.