WOW!!!! (but not in a good way)

I had a buddy in town this past Saturday night and we went SC'ing in Battle Creek and Jackson. Once we returned from BC we passed by Keeders. My buddy said "how about that place?" I told him what I knew but we both figured what the hell, why not. I have lived in the Jackson area for years and never gone to Keeders until then. I have always heard stories of how bad the "talent" is and how dirty the place is. I have driven past and seen the "talent" standing outside....which is one reason I had never stopped.

Well boys, this was the shortest SC visit I have ever made. 20 seconds and we were out the door. We walked in and all eyes fell on us, I looked to my left at the stage and saw a very unattractive dancer that had to be pushing 180lb, I looked forward and saw another unattractive dancer that appeared to be missing many teeth sitting at a table. My buddy and I looked at each other and turned around to the door. As we were exiting I heard "Get the fuck out of here!!" coming from a dancer sitting with a customer at the bar. She was probably the most attractive of the three (I'd rate her a solid 2.5/10).

The building is about the size of and resembles a single wide trailer home (which I assume makes the girls feel more comfortable as if they were at home). It is located on a corner and has very little parking. 2 or 3 spots on the street and a small lot behind the building. The street was full so we were able to get a spot in the lot next to a van with multiple colored body parts and the small sedan with severe body damage, mismatched wheels and a spare tire.