Moron Reviews
jerikson40
New York
"ive been there its not bad the service is pretty friedly but soso girls.nlike in burlesque theater, the modern popular form of strip theater can minimize the interaction of customer and dancer, reducing the importance of tease in the performance in favor of speed to undress.[49] Most clubs have a dancer rotation where each dancer in turn will perform for one or more songs in a fixed sequence which repeats during a shift.[50] Less formal clubs will have dancers take turns when a stage becomes empty or have a free flow of entertainers where the stage has any number of entertainers who wander off and on at will.[51] Featured entertainers are not usually part of the rotation and they generally have set times when they will perform that are advertised throughout the shift.[52] If a DJ is present, he or she will emcee the rotation and typically announce the current dancer(s) on stage and possibly who to expect in future sets. In peep shows, done with a customer seated in a private booth separated from a dancer by glass or plastic,[53] there may be no music playing during a performance. In clubs which offer lingerie modeling shows, which are peep shows where a dancer privately dances and strips for a customer, typically without a barrier, performances can also be done with or without a formal stage or music.[54]
A club might also hire or broadcast forms of entertainment other than striptease (such as pay-per-view events), for which it earns revenue via premium fees. Some clubs have also moved into providing chat and broadcast services via the internet, including live video feeds.[55] Beyond this more passive entertainment, some clubs' dancers offer additional services, such as lap dances or trips to the champagne room, for a set fee rather than for tips. This fee will typically include a set fee for the room, for a fixed amount of time.[56] Lap dances may also be offered during lingerie modeling sessions. During a lap dance, the dancer rubs against the customer's crotch while he or she (typically he) remains clothed, in an attempt to arouse or bring the recipient to climax.[57] Touching of strippers is not permitted in many localities, however, some dancers and clubs allow touching of dancers during private dances.[58][59] In some parts of the USA, there are laws forbidding the exposure of female nipples, and thus dancers must cover their nipples with pasties to comply with those laws"
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There are only 7 clubs in my area and they rarely get reviewed. I usually don't read many reviews in other places-unless I'm going to be visiting that city/state in the near future.
"I was in town for business" or "I was visiting relatives", or "After doing X I had some time to spare"; No one gives a shit why you were in the strip joint. All we care about is mileage.
"After a disappointing time at club A, I decided to check out club B". Okay, if you're writing a review about club B, who gives a shit about club A? Write a separate review on club A and stop being a lazy fuck.
"The runway is shaped like a Y" or "T" or lower case "Q". Who gives a shit about the floorplan? The part of the floorplan that matters is the VIP room/booth/couch...places where you can get some privacy.
"They've remodeled the inside and have 10 TVs". No one gives a shit about the decorations. The only decorations that matter are what the strippers are wearing.
If dudes can't afford the couple dollars it takes to become a member of TUSCL, I question their ability to pay for lap dances anyway.
For people who travel a lot for work, the place they go to get a drink or two in the evening is a substitute for their living room. So they might care about the decor, the ambiance, etc.
Estafador it wasn't directed at members like you - clearly you contribute a lot to the community and you pull your weight. I have no issue with you getting your membership through productive reviews.
The post in question is about a copy/paste review that isn't even an actual review. The only reason I could think of for anyone to put that little effort into a review is for the free month membership. Didn't mean for you to take the post the wrong way, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the deadbeats who expect to contribute nothing but still get access to everything else.