As I'm sure we're all aware, there are a significant number of morons who go to strip clubs. And there are a significant number of morons who write strip club reviews. For example, here's one from a guy who was so fucking lame he couldn't even put a tiny effort into faking it, and just copied and pasted some Wikipedia or whatever shit:
"ive been there its not bad the service is pretty friedly but soso girls.nlike in burlesque theater, the modern popular form of strip theater can minimize the interaction of customer and dancer, reducing the importance of tease in the performance in favor of speed to undress.[49] Most clubs have a dancer rotation where each dancer in turn will perform for one or more songs in a fixed sequence which repeats during a shift.[50] Less formal clubs will have dancers take turns when a stage becomes empty or have a free flow of entertainers where the stage has any number of entertainers who wander off and on at will.[51] Featured entertainers are not usually part of the rotation and they generally have set times when they will perform that are advertised throughout the shift.[52] If a DJ is present, he or she will emcee the rotation and typically announce the current dancer(s) on stage and possibly who to expect in future sets. In peep shows, done with a customer seated in a private booth separated from a dancer by glass or plastic,[53] there may be no music playing during a performance. In clubs which offer lingerie modeling shows, which are peep shows where a dancer privately dances and strips for a customer, typically without a barrier, performances can also be done with or without a formal stage or music.[54]
A club might also hire or broadcast forms of entertainment other than striptease (such as pay-per-view events), for which it earns revenue via premium fees. Some clubs have also moved into providing chat and broadcast services via the internet, including live video feeds.[55] Beyond this more passive entertainment, some clubs' dancers offer additional services, such as lap dances or trips to the champagne room, for a set fee rather than for tips. This fee will typically include a set fee for the room, for a fixed amount of time.[56] Lap dances may also be offered during lingerie modeling sessions. During a lap dance, the dancer rubs against the customer's crotch while he or she (typically he) remains clothed, in an attempt to arouse or bring the recipient to climax.[57] Touching of strippers is not permitted in many localities, however, some dancers and clubs allow touching of dancers during private dances.[58][59] In some parts of the USA, there are laws forbidding the exposure of female nipples, and thus dancers must cover their nipples with pasties to comply with those laws"
And BTW, I sure hope that when you see these bogus reviews that everyone is flagging them...RIGHT????